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Dear Arif,

Good luck!!!

- Zyle




Dear Arif's Brain,

Do yourself a favour and do as he says. Maybe he'll stay away from the coffee if you just listen to him...

- Zyle

dear zyle and arif,

i feel your pain as i have been in the midst of law finals and the sleep deprivation/immense anxiety,etc that goes along with it.... just remember, it isn't that the material is overly daunting, it is the mental aspect of endurance that is the tricky part..... best of luck and i'm sure you both will do just fine

Dear Beale,

My finals aren't for another 3 years yet but I think this is probably good advice for the whole course :)
Thankies! :p

Love Zyle


Dear me,

Stop using so many smilies...
and "..." 's

- Z

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Dear Arif,

Beale is already a real live lawyer *gasp!*

- Zyle


Dear Arif's Brain

no problemo ;)

- Z


Dear other law people

so, finals are at the end of FIRST year? We don't call them finals till.. well.. the end of the course :p

- Z


Dear Me

Go to bed. Now.

- Z

Dear tummy,
I know that was too much. If you could help me out by rejecting it all, I'd greatly appreciate it. If not, I promise not to eat at all tomorrow as the mere sight of food sickens me. Darn the holidays, darn them all!!!
Beck.

Dear my friend Chad,
I like you. Like *that.* Now you reciprocate. Thanks.
Beck.

Dear Jesus,
My tummy hurts. Please make it stop. Thank you.
Bacco

Dear Oakview Mall,
I do not want to work Christmas season hours. Yousuckdotcom!
Rebecca L. (LB)

Dear Panera Bread,
If my tummy didn't feel so bad, I'd be up for cinnamon hot chocolate. Sadly, I feel like crap, so no go. :(
Beck.

Dear Zyle's internal editor,
They're called ellipses.
Sincerly,
MoN's OCD

Dear beckstraordinary,
fantastic, simply fantastic.
Respectfully,
MoN's literary sense

Dear ZeMonkey Nation,
I've started to count your thoughts, opinions and sillyness as important to the ongoing goofyness that is my daily existance.
Hugz,
MoN

ow!

oh yeah...

Dear Washington Redskins,
I'll be watching the Packers for the next several years. Call me when you don't suck anymore. It's been 10 years, I'm tired, and damn that Brett Favre can throw a football.
Regretfully,
MoN

Dear Sugar Bowl,

We're coming, and there's nothing you can do to stop us. Oh by the way, thanks for having a lower payout than the Orange Bowl, so now we get stuck with FSU rather than USC. Oh well, we probably won't be sober enough to notice, and they do have similar colors.... See you soon.

Dear Monday Morning,
Let's not beat around the bush. I hate you. You bring work and desks and snotty co-workers and nosey bosses and, despite my many requests for you to stop it, you have not. Go away. Go away now.

-st.

Dear New Admin Chick Whose Name I Think is Mary,
I was nice enough to loan you my space heater Friday. Now I'm cold and have nothing I can do. You are a very nice lady; I will not say mean things about you, yet.

-st.

Dear Left-Over Chinese Breakfast,
I hope the hair you sported this fine morning was mine. Let's both pretend.

-st.

Dear landlord, aka Swedish Bikini Yoga Master,

Hearing you say "Hunh, yeah...no, can't do anything about that." is not going to make my place any warmer. Get me a heater in the apartment that is younger than me. Now.

And by the way, you laughing at me for waking up and seeing my breath, only makes me want to pull up your shirt and put my cold hands on your warm belly.

scroogely yours,

your frozen tenant

Dear Amanda,
I am younger than you..
oh sorry you wanted a new one

Your Heater (broken)

Dear dinz,

No you're not. But nice try. ;)

warming up already,
~a

Dear Mum

Please stop pestering me to find a woman to get married.

dC

Dear Life

Please send me one (1) nice young lady to snog once in a while

dC