Dear Stu,

Call me back about the job in LA.

Thanks,

Daniel

Dearest Monkeys,
Talk to you in a few weeks!:cool:
Lurve,
Ng

Dearest tall muscular tan Hawaii-ian man wearing nothing but a thong who will hand feed me grapes,
Get the grapes.
Heart,
Ng

Dear AllegroNg

How big is your suitcase?

wtf?

not again!

Dear fleas,
I sure hope I killed you all this time. I'm having a house full of family and friends this weekend and I really don't want my guests to feel uncomfortable due to flea bites. Who knows who will need to spend the night after the party, I'd hate it if they became hosts to parasitic critters.

You've been in my house for way too long. You were never welcome here and I'm sick of putting up with you. Please let the flea bombs kill you.

Thanks,
m

Dear GBF..I miss you dearly..but thank you for letting me stay at yoru house while you are on your cruise!

I love you

And I promise to take care of your cats!

Dear Country Lesbians,
I sure hope you like my boyfriend. He treats me real good and makes me laugh and is really smart and sassy. I'm planning on keeping him for as long as I can. But it would be great if you liked him too. Keep me posted, ok?

m

dear friend,

so you said it today. you brought it up. not me. should i believe you? is it really life that does this? is it me? is it you? is it just an excuse? what do you want me to do? what do i want myself to do?

confused,
me

Dear BF,
Thanks so much for only getting 4 hours of sleep last night so you could make dinner for my family. I can't believe how great you are.

Love,
m

ps: I think they like you.

dear Saturday,
Thanks for being a great day.
xxoo
red

Dear Av's MIL,

I always think that cremation is more eco-friendly than burial. You might want to consider,

Snake xxx

Dear J,

You crack me up!

HAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!

I love you

noxx