i'm new
 

how do you use this thing?

is this a singles only board?

gay only?

I just came out... even my mom doesn't know.

Welcome Malarkey ( oops, I mis spelled it the first time )

I am going to leave this to Daver, our resident Misinformation Minister:p
Take it Daver!!! Tell Malarkey what they've won!

i win something?!

because i'm new?

Pfft..poor baby. Just wait and see.....:p

gotta love the N00bs.

Preposterous. Malarkey is in no way new to this board. In fact, malarkey was a founding principle and continues to be a staple component! Yer talkin' mad stuff, here.

Oh! You mean, "malarkey" the entity.


You are very welcome, malarkey. Have fun -- we don't bite. Except on request. ;)

Actually, we're the model Outback Steakhouse used when they made their advertisement announcing "No Rules, Just Right."

Gay, yes.
Straight, yes.
Indifferent, ehhh!

Singles, yes.
Married, yes.
Divorced, yes, some several times.

Kids, yes.
No kids, yes.
Some of us consider our pets to be our kids.

Scat jokes are more than welcome, see the How Was Your Bowel Movement thread.

About the only rule that really counts is the one ze posted in the guidelines at the top of the Message Board.

Do you have iron skin? That'll help.

Like nachos? That's a real plus. Spicy Jack will want to marry you if you can make a great plate of nachos. So will several other of us...

Drink? Sure, don't mind if I do...oh, wait, I'm at work, sorry, but thanks anyway.

Most important rule is you gotta post your picture in the
Post Your PIcture thread. We gotta make sure you're repulsive enough to allow in the group.

Other than that, have a blast and welcome to our little corner of this insane world!

thank you Daver!!
Well done as usual :D

couldnt have said it better!

o can i add one? feel free to PM ppl with questions (makes it easier than creating a thread about it)

*cartwheels*

i'm not sure i want to put my picture up quite yet, i just came out yesterday. to my best friend Blake. and he got all weird, so i went online and found a link to this site from a gay only blog, and i figured you guys would be cool since its run by a gay guy. he's so funny! and hot!

who is spicy jack? jack is my favorite name! is he cool? is his picture in that list? i'm having a hard time working this message blog.

He's a she. And she is hot! Ask The guys and some of the girls.

Oh you can post yur pic when you are ready...Ready yet?

Actually, Spicy Jack is a she but, as I said, if you can make a great plate of nachos, she won't care if you're gay.
You weren't Governor of New Jersey for a while, were you?

HEY!!! the governor of New Jersey is gay too! did you hear about that too? that's so cool. its cool to know that people that are gay can get to such high places without being dicriminated against. i want to be an astronaut!!!

A gay astronaut. That would work. It'd sure improve the looks of the interiors of space capsules!