anagrams (deviously hard)
 

ok, lets see if this is possible, we try to make a coherent story of any sort with each line being an anagram of the last. Lets have every fourth line with a whole new set of letters. (so a line has it's letteres re-arranged twice before being replaced)

and so we begin:

Childeren, i bring grave news from afar

do we have to use all the letters or is it ok to throw away some of them?

I geld braver, fresher, farm coin awinning.

Too hard for Snake :-(

to make this alot easier use anagramsite.com

ill try...

a santa claus hit by hello...

the holy bible...a casual satan

Screw you. That took me two hours in front of the telly with a pencil and paper.

(Yes. I have no real life to speak of).