hush little baby
 

hush little baby dont say a word
mamas going to buy you a mockingbird
and if that mockingbird dont sing
mamas going to buy you a diamond ring
and if that diamond ring turns brass
mamas going to buy you a looking glass
and if that looking glass gets broke
mamas going to buy you a billy goat
and if that billy goat wont pull
mamas going to buy you a cart and bull
and if that cart and bull turn over
mamas going to buy you a dog named rover
and if that dog named Rover wont bark
mamas going to buy you a horse and cart

and if that horse and cart gets stuck
mamas going to buy you monster truck

and if that monster truck don't crush
mamas gonna buy you a scrubbing brush

and if that scrubbing brush wears down
Mama's gonna buy you a floor length gown

and if that floor length gown gets tatty
mama's gonna buy you an all-beef pattie

and if that all-beef pattie should rot
mama's gonna buy you an army cot

and if that army cot should collapse
mamas going to buy you a brian synapse

and if that brain synapse should crack
mama's gonna buy you some new Prozac

and if that Prozac makes you itch
mama's gonna buy you a drainage ditch

and if the drainage ditch flows over
mama's gonna pick you a 4 leaf clover

and if that 4 leaf clover wilts
mama's gonna buy you a pair of stilts

and if that pair of stilts should break
mamma's gonna buy you a Gucci fake

and if that Gucci fake breaks down
mama's gonna buy you a jeweled crown

and if that jeweled crown just fits
mamas going to buy you silicone tits

and if those silicone tits spring leaks
mama's gonna buy you some mountain peaks