rmr
 

ask questions and she will answer them, like this:

rmr, what surprised you today

rmr, how long is this pubic love fest you've got going on with dinz going to last? when can I get my share?

oops... I meant public. chalk another one up to freud

Re: rmr
 

someone winked at me and then i put on my new shoes and it all felt all ok

when i was typing my watch got in the way so i took it off

i was also really surprised by the fact that my sandwich at lunch made me so sick and uncomfortable

pubic is very private....i'm a red state

rmr............. yes or no?

rmr. yes you won't go out with me or no you won't go out with me?

rmr where the fvck have you put the charger? now THINK!

RMR,

What should I have tonight. Beer, wine, or voldka, or all three?

RMR, can you please tell me who the fvck talks like that?

WHY WON"T RIMMER ANSWER OUR VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS?

too many questions -- i tired

i'd like to talk about the fact that my archrival ex soul sister bff has the same new shoes as me....yeah she walked by me the other, looked down and said "nice shoes -- i've got the same ones"

it was so mean girls

my feelings were hurt and my shoes are no longer magical -- don't buy them fodder

RMR

I am sure they make her feet look smelly and ugly, while they appear magical on you.

*pats RMR on the back*

don't you hate when people rain on your very own parade??

^ ^ What she said. :D

i still want to know who the fvck talks like that