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Magpie 11-12-2004 09:29 PM

WORD TO THE WISE (your own)
 
Post your OWN words to the wise here... what are your own words of wisdom?

Here's one of mine to start it off:

Don't sit down w/a plate of spagettie and intend to eat it while watching the first 45 mins of "Saving Private Ryan".

Spicy Jack 11-12-2004 09:54 PM

Don't open any threads without first swallowing your food or drink. Proceed with caution.

Klynne 11-12-2004 10:00 PM

If you don't want to be humilated, don't go to a horror flick with me.

I scream a little bit. My cousin and mother refuse to see scary movies with me.

Smartypants 11-12-2004 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
Don't open any threads without first swallowing your food or drink. Proceed with caution.
Wimp. :p

Frieda 11-12-2004 10:55 PM

am i having a deja vu or did we do this a couple of weeks ago :confused:

anyway

- don't leave the vacuum cleaner in the kitchen when you're going out drinking because you will trip and break your foot and even surprise doctors with your injuries. and they will laugh, too.

Spicy Jack 11-12-2004 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smartypants
Wimp. :p
I BLAME YOU!

madasacutsnake 11-13-2004 03:52 AM

Shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.

I should write that on the back of my hand.

Smartypants 11-13-2004 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
I BLAME YOU!
Like I said...

sparticle 11-13-2004 04:32 AM

Never assume the door is locked.

Klynne 11-13-2004 04:37 AM

Don't ever have sex on top of the washing machine during a spin cycle in the middle of a party when all party goers are crashed outside the laundry room. Or so I have heard.

Magpie 11-13-2004 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Klynne
Don't ever have sex on top of the washing machine during a spin cycle in the middle of a party when all party goers are crashed outside the laundry room. Or so I have heard.
I'm impressed Klynne... keeping up w/your housework during a party and all! :)

Klynne 11-13-2004 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magpie
I'm impressed Klynne... keeping up w/your housework during a party and all! :)
You are assuming it was me, and my house. No, it wasn't my house or my house work.:D

melissa 11-13-2004 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Klynne
Don't ever have sex on top of the washing machine during a spin cycle in the middle of a party when all party goers are crashed outside the laundry room. Or so I have heard.
Oh my god! You were at that party?

Zaftig 11-13-2004 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
Shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.

I should write that on the back of my hand.

I think I'm about to have that tattooed to the back of my hand.

lapietra 11-13-2004 06:12 AM

Never open a thread authored by JesusTitties or, having opened it accidentally, click on a link within, while you're at work. EVER.


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