WORD TO THE WISE (your own)
Post your OWN words to the wise here... what are your own words of wisdom?
Here's one of mine to start it off: Don't sit down w/a plate of spagettie and intend to eat it while watching the first 45 mins of "Saving Private Ryan". |
Don't open any threads without first swallowing your food or drink. Proceed with caution.
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If you don't want to be humilated, don't go to a horror flick with me.
I scream a little bit. My cousin and mother refuse to see scary movies with me. |
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am i having a deja vu or did we do this a couple of weeks ago :confused:
anyway - don't leave the vacuum cleaner in the kitchen when you're going out drinking because you will trip and break your foot and even surprise doctors with your injuries. and they will laugh, too. |
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Shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
I should write that on the back of my hand. |
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Never assume the door is locked.
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Don't ever have sex on top of the washing machine during a spin cycle in the middle of a party when all party goers are crashed outside the laundry room. Or so I have heard.
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Never open a thread authored by JesusTitties or, having opened it accidentally, click on a link within, while you're at work. EVER.
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