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I like this. Shakespeare (or however you spell his name) was a genius.

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

He had some very direct moments. I mean:

Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.

Taken from: All's Well That Ends Well

That's pretty direct.

Your virginity, your old virginity is like one of our French wither'd pears: it looks ill, it eats drily.

Taken from: All's Well That Ends Well

I mean. Really.

Do you feel that I should be beaten, or were you just citing a quote that you liked? Either way is cool with me.

There would have to be a long courtship. And I don't do bruises.

:D

"Thou paunchy reeling-ripe gudgeon! "

I think I heard this shouted out the window of a passing car the other day!

Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!

Taken from: Timon of Athens



Oooh, snap! heh heh heh....

That was really mean. I wish you would have obtained his license plate number, Lala and I could have went and kicked his nasty butt.

That is a good one!

[Thou art] open to incontinency.

Taken from: Hamlet

Seen better heads on cabbages.

Thou tottering earth-vexing varlot!

:o

(edited to add that this website has been saved to my favorite places)

:D

Ya know... all this might lead one to think he created these characters just so he could say this stuff to somebody without, you know, offending anyone in particular... :p

I especially like "You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!"

Kinda makes you wonder who he was thinking about when he wrote that... :D

Thou saucy idle-headed death-token!