The Arms Of Morpheus
 

MORPHEUS

"In Greek and Roman mythology, the god of dreams. He was one of the sons of Hypnos (Somnus), god of sleep. Morpheus sent human shapes of all kinds to the dreamer, while his brothers Phobetor and Phantasus sent the forms of animals and inanimate objects" -Britannica Concise Encyclopedia-


Woohoo!!! I have finally gotten enough sleep! Oh joyful day!!!!!!
Five days of insomnia finallly ended yesterday/last night.
I just wanted to share this wonderful relief with the world.
:p :p :p :D :D:D :p :p

BFN

Diana

And I have just trimmed my nose hairs whilst at a traffic light.


I just wanted to share that with the world too......

SimplyCosmic
I'm glad you finally were able to cut into your sleep debt.

Dinz
Must've been a long light and might I add, eeeww.

1) Hi Red.

Thanks it was wonderful!

BFN

Diana

That was beautiful, Cosmic. You must have a tremendous strength being able to write about food after dinz's post. Where do you get it from?

Hi RuneT,

I have the strength of ten, because my heart is pure.


BFN

Diana




:rolleyes:

What is still pure these days? We have no style or manners any more. Men have started shaving their balls and women wants to conquer the world.

now that was deep.

Men have started shaving their balls?!? Since when?

And why am I always the last person to hear about things like this?

:runs to turn on the BBC:

:)

Hey RuneT.

Heh heh, 'n' stuff. That was positively philosophical. And very deep. And has also taught me yet more about the mysteries of male grooming practices. Thanks for sharing.

BFN

Diana

:)

P.S. If I keep posting here long enough (?) you'll all begin to notice this soon enough anyways, so I'll go ahead and confess..I am not deep. I have little interest in world domination. Or politics, or current events. Or sports. I like fluffy kittens. I sometimes wear bows in my hair. And I wear makeup. And push up bras. I like fashion. And interior decorating. And gardening. One of my favorite fairy tales is Cinderella. I'm wonderful at spending money, I have no talent for making it. And so forth. My son called me a "bow head" ("bow" rhymes with "glow) I said, 'Kay!!! :D

BFN

Diana

Ma?

How did you get on here?

Hi Amanda.

I love you darling.

Signed,

Ma

Nope. Not her. Sorry.

You DO have the same name though. And the same penchant for Cinderella.

And talent for spending (other people's) money.

Hi Amanda,

I haven't read your post in the "In The Arms Of Morpheus" thread. Like I said in my PM to you, you're on my "Ignore" list (along with Mr. Dinzdale) I'd prefer not to subject myself to avoidable abuse. I was "lured" into posting at this site in the first place by assurances that the people who post here are nice, and funny. It looks like, for the most part this is right on the money. You and Mr. D. seem to want to be unpleasant. If you apologized in that last post (why do ALREADY think that's unlikely)and/or if, you have something nice to say to me, and are sincerely interested in communicating it TO ME, not just showing off on the message board, send a PM...otherwise please stop bothering me.

Sincerely,

Diana (I Ain't Your Momma) Graham

Simply, Diana, whatever,
Please don't get an attitude toward Dinz or Amanda. See, it's important for you to realize that Dinz is a terribly sensitive young man who has very little experience with women. He's as sober as a judge and innocent as the day is long. So he was only attempting to offer his hygenic habits in his own shy way of being disarming.

And Amanda, well, yeah she is a complete bitch. I'm sorry. It just had to be said. We've been trying to figure out how to oust her from the board because she's so mean and inarticulate and dim. But she lives in Japan and our technology won't reach that far. What's a mother to do?

So please don't judge.

Thanks,
MoN
"the sincere one"