whorepants hilton invaded the jrockers
 

I think the Jrockers should be even more scared!

ungh....she's going to EAT him, i know it.

She's nasty.

well, i dont like yoshiki too much, but thats beside the point.

She's treading in your space Agent!
She might wreck them.

Get out the chainsaw and do us all a favour!

Jealous much?

No. You?

i would, but yoshiki has CROSSED THE LINE DAMNIT!

he's producing a new band called the trax, korea's first visual kei band, and he just gave them all a hideous makeover, and on their new single his name appears larger than theirs does. on the fycking cover.

I LOVE Yoshiki!!!!
 

This is what I wear when I go to see him play!!!He is so hot, and so am I!!

That's hot.

Yeah Paris that's hot, you're great, pant, pant, pant, did I tell you how hot and great you are?

Hi Nicole!! I think it's so great that you are here. I'm sure you've heard it before but I really want to tell you that I think you MADE the Simple Life. I loved it how you were so willing to do ANYTHING! Like when you stuck your entire arm up that cows hoohoo...I couldn't believe that you were really gonna go it until I saw it. OHMYGAWD!! I think you are so much better than Paris, but I do think that she is hot.

I have to go and brush my hair for an hour. If my hair were as long and beautiful as Parises, I would have to brush it for two hours

Bye Nicole. I was wondering...do you have any plans for your life? I mean, beyond the Simple Life?