to everybody
 

Hi everybody,

Sorry I have been away so long again. its just that my dad decided to come back to my mom but since she found a new boyfriend he couldnt really come back and that was sad. moms new boyfriend is called stickler thats his knickname by his frieends he is much younger than my mom, but she gives him money for things. i didnt like him becuz he wasnt very nice to me and then i wanted to go live with my dad bu he was living with my aunty and she said she didnt want to deal with special people. that means me i think. so now i am going to go and live in the place above th restaurant and all the people there are so nice and they say that they are going to take care of me and send me to a special place where no one calls me tardinator. and i had to leave my fish and i cried but gianni says he will get him back no matter what cross his heart and hope to die.

okay well i hope you are all happy and i am so sorry for not being here and i hope you didnt worry becuz its all a very nice.

hope you are all happy.

okay!!!

love from Mark Grey xxxx

all in all it sounds good


safe

Good to know you're still with us. Don't be a stranger!

Don't let them give you a new jacket if it buttons or ties up in the back Malarkey. ;)

Take care of U. I hope you get your fish back.

Hope everything turns out okay man.

yes me too. i do.

hi malarkey. :)

A place of your own can be really really great.

Best shadow puppet ever.

Amazing, isn't it?

It's the one shadow puppet that makes me shake my head at every one of its posts.

I'm morbidly fascinated. I can't look away!

I'd pay good money to find out who's behind this one.

We could put an auction on EBay!!

I hope I never find out who has their hand up Malarkey's butt.

That's a really gross thing to think about.

I can't figure out who would have the time. Look how many posts he's got!

The dedication is pretty impressive.

I lack the necessary time to think about it. :rolleyes:

I like to think he's real from what I've read of his posts while lurking.

I ate your farking fish. It was yum.

How is it that anyone can be "totaly convinced" that Malarky is a shadow puppet. No one has "figured out" yet who might be behind a "malarkey-puppet"...and some of the old timers are pretty good at figuring that stuff out. That makes me wonder if Malarkey is perhaps complex enough to be an actual person jsut being himself despite his apparent "simplicity"...maybe he is just "simple".

Suspect strongly...ok, suspicion is natural.
Feel strongly that possibly he might be...ok, everyone is entitled to their feelings.

At what point do strong suspicions and feelings about what someone "might be", entitle be-littleing that person, without proof that the suspicions or feelings are accurate. Obviously if Malarkey is a real person at least some of the peeps on this board would still be nasty as **** to him anyhow, cuz he doesn't seem to meet those peep's intelligence standards to qualify for civil treatment.

What if???...what if Malarky is not a shadow puppet? Malarkey might actually be a person with "special needs" and perhaps not the highest IQ. He might be a person who feels attracted to this board for a variety of reasons. Ze's stuff is fairly attractive, the games, puzzles, videos etc probably appeal to a wide range of IQ's. They combine often deep messages with simple graphics...it's like brain food with sugar added :)...and Ze's stuff is generally pretty non-judgemental too (except perhaps when he is being politicaly satirical).
One of the things that appealed to me most when I first discovered Ze's site was the Patrick/stupid flower/thank-you skit (I bought the shirt actually). That was a wonderful piece that screams tolerance and patience. An attractive thing to someone who might have been called stupid most of his life. :(

Since I have recently been treated to the "you are a stupid boring worthless person" treatment from a (POS) board member who felt strongly that he knew what kind of person I was, I can imagine how a "real Malarky" might feel about being called "unkind things" by people that think they know who he is...bad is how it feels. :(

*hugs Malarkey*
*cops a feel to see if there is an arm sticking out of his butt* ;) :D

I think it's hilarious in a mindboggling way that someone wastes time in vengeance or telling someone off. It makes me laugh so hard. Literally, I can't think of anything funnier.

On a sad note, it's probably due to the bipolar meds I am on keeping me on the upswing all the time.

Me personally, I usually believe the best. I find that trolls have neither the staying power nor the intel to last more than 100 posts unless it's to hatemonger.

I believe in you, Malarkey.


You just want a place to call your own. Come on in.

I will say this for Malarkey. Shadow puppet or 100% real person, I have never heard a mean, nasty, hateful, baiting, smug, judgmental, bigoted, smarmy, supercilious or self-righteous word out of him.

That in itself should be worth extra points of some sort. Certainly it is more than I can say for a lot of "real" people I could mention, both on the Internet and living in my house. Including myself.

HEY! I can't log out! WTF!?!??!?

that is because he is *special*

I know. I can't, either. (Log out, that is.) Maybe Ze's trying to avoid any shadow puppets (whether or not they exist).

It let me log out...perhaps I am "special" too. :)

Oh they exist.

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Originally posted by sparticle I will say this for Malarkey. Shadow puppet or 100% real person, I have never heard a mean, nasty, hateful, baiting, smug, judgmental, bigoted, smarmy, supercilious or self-righteous word out of him. That in itself should be worth extra points of some sort. Certainly it is more than I can say for a lot of "real" people I could mention, both on the Internet and living in my house. Including myself.

Cept that one time he told Av to **** off!

(That person that writes with such perfect grammar and spelling has learned how to delete a post!)

:p

Oh, he did, did he? Not being a malarkey fan (in any sense of the phrase), I wasn't following closely enough to catch that one.

Okay. Shadow puppet it almost certainly is, then, and I stand corrected. Maybe Not Such A Nice Guy After All.

Not having the time nor the inclination to figure it out, I will await future developments. ;)

I just think you guys arn't really that nice you know? I just like the fun things here and the funny people. You make me laugh sometimes, and I like that, because it is so funny. hehe. I don't really care that much about my fish anymore cause well, the resturant I work at serves fish so I guess they arn't that great of a pet. I also like the pretty flower thingie, that is pretty neat. I sent my friend one, but he hasn't written me back yet. I hope he likes it. I am thinking about getting new fish but I am afraid he will smell all of his friends getting cooked and get scared. I will write some more later.

BYE!!!!

A new Malarky? What happened to Malarkey?

malarky's malarkey's recursive iteration.

AAAAAHAHahahahahaha.

Brilliant.

Someone should do a study on this Board.

I think I need help -- this made me laugh like hell.

(I mean, that's not the only indicator, but it's definitely a starting point.)

first of all this is not me and i would never cook my fish. i love him, he is my best friend. once i though that this malarkey was a fan or something but now isee he is makinbg fun of me like the kids in school. its okay though. knock yourself out.

second of all thank you for very much of this. i didnt understand all of it but i thin k its nice and coffee is nice.

oh also i like the memory game i like the one with the orange bubbles and the one where the mouth moves and i like the game where you click on ze face and he spits at you

thank you you are nice too but it is true when i fist got here that i think i did tell someone something rude and i am very sorry for that. very sorry i just got upset because people were calling me the c word and everything and they were telling me god was going to punish me and it made me scared.