Be nice to the people in the red states
 

JOJ.

Loved it.

I promptly posted it on a NeoCon message board, a place I frequent for the purpose of agitating, being the resident subversive godless liberal, and otherwise annoying the living sheepshit out of the deserving.

so do they kick the shit out of you there like we do here?

They're not that smart.

But it's fun watching their heads explode!

i bet that's an interesting change of pace for you--- get kicked here, go kick there..... i always knew you were schizo....

:D

No, I'm a Libra.

Or maybe that's the same thing....

Hey, we are not all backwards!

but you know, I did flip past Pimp my Ride on MTV and I thought, "Hetero? Homo? Hetero? Homo? Which am I now? I'm so confused....."

I can't, i need therapy.

I can't get enough of these cartoons.

let's bring back segregation!!!!! woo!!!!! we have the power to do it too ... red's on one side, blues on the other ... pre-civil war yo- but this time I am going East / West ... oh oh oh and Reddies get first pick - cuz reddies won - not that they wouldn't force the blues with tanks anyways if they protested. I PICK CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!! WOO!!!!!!!!!!!

awww...nah...it would be too boring if i didn't have people to debate with at dinner parties and scream at on the news each night twitching on the couch. come back bluesies!!!!

NOW DANCE!!!!!!

don't be sad. you will get use to the cold weather...probably.

There is a guy cleaning out the pool and adding the proper chemicals to upkeep it.

you gonna go swimming?

What a rough winter you're having...

Naa, it's too cold.

http://www.cornellevolutionproject.org/

Lead singer of Bad Religion's Ph.D. Dissertation.

these captions are awesome ... straight from the WH website ... *awesome*

Barney looks like he's holding a conversation with the soccer ball.
"Yeah, sometimes they let me ride in the helicopter. If you're nice I might let you come along."

Barney Decorates the White House

:)

Ok soccer ball...let's review. You get behind George, right behind his feet...and I'll run into him. He will fall back, conk his head and I'll take over the country. Got it? Got it? Ok...just to be sure we are clear on the plan, lets practice the move on a security gaurd first.



I said right behind his feet you stupid ball. Gaah. Does anyone know where I can find a foot ball?

Barney likes soccer balls, golf balls, and is just getting into horse shoes. I don't think football is his thing.

All is explained!

Barney, where do I put this wreath?

Barney, what should we put on the menu?

Barney, do you want to be leader of the free world?

maybe we can teach him to bark "God" and "Jesus" and we got ourselves a deal!!!!!!!

"God"

"Jesus"

"Sausages"

Ha.

I hope he doesn't go dry hump another male dog though.

shows he supports gay marriage!!!!