I'm quitting the industry
 

A commercial told me Walmart and Sam's Club will give me an oportunity to reach my dreams.

Some times I have dreams about being paid minimum wage, and having my employer spend millions to prevent a ballot measure that might give me health benefits.

But I call those nightmares...you just gotta love advertising.

I don't get health benefits anyways so I am set!

Shoot for the stars doc.

You mean, shoot for the big yellow smiley face.

Smooth, you gonna be styling big time at the bowling alley in your Walmart shirt.

I won't be able to afford to go bowling with my paycheck!

I like bowling.

Doesn't Walmart have a bowling team?

You have given me some hope now.

Of course, which is why their uniform shirts look like bowling shirts...to avoid spending more money on employees.

Stay in the industry, doc...

ohhhhhhh, you can hook me up with a discount for those frozen tater tots that have cheese in them!

and make porn.

Stay in the industry and star in porn!

with some hot greeter chicks at Wal Mart