Butt Weasel
 

I love all the new enhancements! I just now noticed we all have rankings. I'm a butt weasel - first time being called that. What're you?

If you notice other new functions, list them here for those of us here who are slow and don't catch on quickly (like me, sometimes!).

What's this "reputation" thingy-do? And how do you check who's commenting on yours and what the comments are?

Turns the place into a popularity contest. WTF?

what?
 

where's the rank thingy? i wanna know what i am!

the rep thingy is for if you really hate someone, then you can vote for butt weasel with every post they make and cause a riot.

one can also make deals with other users and give each other a good ranking!

butt weasel

For what purpose?

I've already worked out a deal that will make me the king of the board.

Hold your cursor over the little green box under your avatar.

to get a good ranking and feel good about oneself while trying to avoid thinking about cheating!

okay, i'm sorry i'm so stupid...
 

this is all too confusing. it's all a mess

Uuuh, you're joking..... right?

I thought it had something to do with your number of posts.

i, for example, have 10 reputation points, and i'm a butt weasel. that means that someone hates me very much and enjoys giving me a bad ranking!

Maybe reputation points are actually compliment points. Yeah, that's what I choose to think. :p

so we're butt weasels, eh?
 

people here hardly know me, how did i become a butt weasal?

So we're all Butt weasles to start with? Hmm ok, why not.