Favorite Lines
 

Because I can't find the other one, this is the new favorite lines thread.

Courtesy of Marcus Bales, HFox, Large Marge, FTuba, and myself:

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered
By the absence of good conversation.

She called up Ramona to say
"Please meet me in Santa Fe.
I'm down on my luck
and just spent my last buck
And your dog has just run away."

So Ramona was on the next flight
unfortunately, as high as a kite
From Halloween to Hanukkah
She roamed Santa Monica
To rescue Louise from her plight.

But when Louise's flight hit the tarmac
At six hundred per, not an arm (ack!)
nor a leg (ew!) remain
from aluminum rain --
I'm heading off now for the bar, Mac.

Couldn't find it either!

Coolest haiku in a while...

blue moonlight
fluoresces white buds
as they sleep

Gatsby, Marcus and me

THANKS GATS!! That's brilliant! You just reminded me what brought me to be a ze monkey in the first place!

:D

well I liked it
 

Marge, (me,) bales and the tuba.

How the hezzell does that work. I can't ever find anything anymore. :rolleyes:

It takes superpowers. The real ones.

Courtesy of Hyakujo's Fox

The evening was silver - and orange
oh so very silvery - and orange
the bits that were silver
weren't orange - but silver
on that evening so silver - and orange.