summin
 

cool :D

still i wonder if any of you can actually pronounce Gouda the way you're supposed to :p

haHHAHAAH
I lie about needing a Kosher meal.

I'll keep turning over Coulter books. She sucks.

Great list. I should come up with one of my own.
Ok there is my list...I promise to come up with a list.


So how do you really pronounce gouda?

YAY! NEW RESOLUTIONS!!

I love reading those...

Ze = comic genius ;)

Every year these crack me up. Thank you for posting them. :D

LOL!!! I promise I really laughed out loud reading your resolutions. :)

You mean, waiting for email to arrive is NOT a legitimate business activity?

So much for:

Him: "So...what did you do all day?"

Me: "I worked, dammit. Just because I work at home doesn't mean it's not a real job. Don't you dare belittle my work."

Which consists mainly these days of waiting for email to arrive. :cool:

Hahahaha!! The suicide girls got started here in Portland and they're all a bunch of brats! :D

here ya go, sweetie!

http://www.lottridge.com/LOTTS/SMOKEBREAK/default.htm

hope it works. Good Luck!

copycat
 

I promise to stop wishing that ze will pay me a dollar to have me write his resolutions next year.

I promise to stop pretending that three cups of french press coffee is equivalent to one cup of filtered coffee.

I promise to stop saying "I don't own a TV" at work. Nobody thinks it's cool not to be able to hold a conversation with me.

I promise to stop laughing at myself when I put on my new Victoria Secret "push-up" bra. Or keep questioning why Vicky's Secret has my puny size in that style only.

I promise to stop pretending that I'm racing against the other people in the gym when I'm on the treadmill.

I promise to stop detailing to people that I don't really know the ill effects of eating too many dried apricots in one sitting. Particularly when I'm on a first date.

I promise to stop referring my alarm clock as a point in the axis of evil or "one of my archenemies that must be stopped". (Included in the axis of evil are the Stairmaster and the phone at work. They will still be on the "warning" list)

I promise to stop thinking people who need contacts as "weak".

I promise to be more careful about writing e-mails at work- especially when spelling people's names. Scott as Scoot may be a funny typo to me, but Scoot doesn't think much of it. Neither does Brain.

I promise to stop being mildly condescending to people who own iPods as a way to cover up my jealously of not owning one yet.

I promise to stop my schoolgirl crush on the Men of NPR. Namely Ira Glass (of This American Life) and David Brown (of Marketplace).

I promise to stop memorizing tips in the "Worst-Case Scenario" books. Just in case.

I promise to stop making choo-choo train noises at the local convayor belt sushi restaurant. Or getting visibly angry when someone else takes the piece I've been willing to come my way before someone else choo-choo-chooses it.

I promise to stop including Simpsons references in my everyday speech, considering I haven't watched the show in almost three years.

I promise to read more poetry and less political commentary.

"I promise to pitch a television show based on this site".

On the chat area? We could all be like that real life Kramer and run minibus tours.

Gowda?

howda