Lets give random advice
 

look both ways before you cross the street

don't forget your hanky

dont trust em farther than you can throw em

don't rub your eye after chopping chillies.

look before you leap!

carefully consider footwear before a night of dancing

dont wear high heels...ever - they hurt

don't leave vacuum cleaners in the kitchen

on a similiar train of thot...dont forget to change the bag

All food is healthy in moderation.

Always be prepared.

Don't move in next to a crazy inconsiderate ass who throws his trash down the shoot at midnight and whose vacuum sounds like a lear jet landing in your living room.

^^^^^^
they don't tell you that kinda thing when you move in though do they?

stay away from tobacco products

Never drive away from a gas pump without first removing the nozzle.

It's very embarrassing.