If/Then......
 

If / then works as follows:










If this game works....

Then I will be happy...


If this game doesn't work...

If Zen gets drunk...

If large marge can't figure out the rules..

Then she probably shouldn't post here...

Yes, they are far too complicated.

I'll leave room for the other posters.

:rolleyes:

Then Zen will start breaking legs.


If I don't get off my ass soon. . .

Then you will probably post some more...

If I don't get this buffalo chicken wing dip made soon...

Then you won't have a snack for your super bowl party.



If I don't go to the store today,

then you will save on gas. :D

If I tell my boss to go fvck herself. .

Then you might not have a job tomorrow..

If I start drinking now...

then you'll get drunk before it gets dark.





If I move in with the bf...

...it will end in mundanity.

If I kill my mother

.. you'll go to prison and, according to tradition, be forced to become an angry bitter lesbian


if i go to bed now...

...then you will be refreshed for work tomorrow morning! :)

If I finish my case brief today...