I've been reading Clyt's post every day for those two and half years trying to think of a worthy response, but you, zero, have gone right ahead and actually done it! I'd like to slap you on the back.

Tunes, all I can say is totally *SNAP*. Your contributions absolutely sparkle and crackle with originality. You are a sig line MACHINE!

I have been waiting to post in this thread until Hyakujo's Fox appeared again -- because I love him like a brother. His incisive wit and his command of the flexible tool that is the English language thrill me every time I see his name. I am in awe.

Wow. The way you post.

Brynn - that body, that face! I can barely breathe as I contemplate their perfections. Can I have my credit card back, now?

marcus! i was hoping it'd be you. i simply quiver with excitement every time i see one of your posts!

Oh, Karma, queen of my soul -- I yearn to look behind your coconuts and bathe these old eyes in the sweetness that is your avatar, that intensified essence of you, that bold, wonderful transmuted Karma. Your words in your posts only make me imagine more vividly you taking a deep breath to say them, and the little wiggle with the little giggle as you finish. Oh, Karma! My boy!

My JOY! JOY! I said JOY!

oh MB, what a fantastic use of available font properties. i'm never sure when to try such a trick but you, sir, you just dove right in and used that size setting to its utmost perfection!

Aubrey (I dare to call you 'Aubrey', Aubrey!), just the thought of my initials in your mouth thrills me beyond words. The way your tongue caresses the labials and plosives is music to my ears. My knees are weak, and my longing is only increased by the though of you actually saying my name.

oh mister bales, i am ever so impressed that you thought to post your thoughts here instead of over there. how insightful to realize that both threads could share a common element! that kind of insight is a rare quality and i'm grateful to have had the opportunity to witness it first-hand.

^that exchange between bales and aubrey is funniest thing i've ever seen on the internet

that is because you have such an excellent sense of humor, mister zero. i would just call you zero but i'm afraid that this humble girl from the kudzu-riddled backwoods of georgia is not quite worthy enough to forgo the respectful prefix. it's hard enough to reply whilst averting my eyes from your greatness.

That's not his greatness, that's his ... well, maybe it is his greatness after all. Wow. Look at the size of that thing. Zreo, my friend, you are the man.

You know, Marcus, I actually used your signature line in conversation with someone I report to, and I'm almost certain that's why I'll be taking on even more responsibility soon. From sig lines to sly innuendo, well, you complete me.

omg Trish spoke to me! I'm like wow oh golly I can't breathe ... give me a moment ... oh, gosh, did you see that? Trish actually spoke to me, oh, I'm a little verklempt -- the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss! -- oy, I need a tissue, does someone have a tissue? GIMME A GODDAM TISSUE! Oh, thank you, that's ... I'm still overcome -- Trish said my name, she spoke to me. Oh...