Find Deviate a New York City Apartment
 

a zemonkey project:

find me an apartment in New York City to be occupied in late August.

three bedrooms, preferrably on the west side, with a short commue to NYU, under three grand.

post your results here.

go!

$2500 / 3br - 1250 sq ft APARTMENT, SUBWAY BLOCK, PARKING
Reply to: aptmentrental@aol.com
Date: 2005-06-23, 9:35PM EDT


MINT - 1250 sq ft, 3 original bedrooms, 1 huge bathroom, wood/tile floors throughout, terrace, skylight, parking. Entire top floor of 2 family owner-occupied home with separate entrance, many closets, separate dining & living rooms, eat-in-kitchen overflowing with cabinets, microwave, dishwasher, washer/dryer, & air conditioner. Safe, tree-lined, subway block, 25 minutes to Manhattan. Jog/bike/stroll NY harbor. Great schools with Manhattan-like shopping & trendy restaurants. Call (718) 680-9367

Oh, and reply to my coffee shop thread biznitch

I need you AND if your idea gets selected, all you will get is a lousy T-shirt!

But first, Dev - whu..who..why...huh?! New York City?! How exciting! :)

Hey Deeev...

Maybe once THIS GUY sells all his RECORDS...you can move into the basement!

"THEY CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE SHIPPED! The winner must pick them up. AND THE WINNER CANNOT PICK AND CHOOSE...EVERYTHING MUST GO!"

Yeah, Good Luck with that, mate.

talk to fodded, she knows where to find rents cheap in n.y.c.

ATTN VENDOR: PLEASE SHEEP ASAP. THANKS

I'd need liquor to touch theirs

the ladies just needed a slogan to excuse why they weren't getting any.