attention newbies
 

introduce yourselves to me so that the asskicking can begin!

*sniff*
it's so good to see you.

I lurves my Agent! And I know she hates the word "Lurves".

now, is the asskicking only a private party or can anyone play?

because there are some noob bums that I've been eyeing for a good solid kick for months now.

I think we should throw some old wrinkly ones in for good measure. ;)

whatchu talkin' about, willis?

oops... I think we made too much fun of them.

sigh. such tender heinies.

haha 7 replies and no newbies to be seen.

im a ****ing newbie
make fun of me

you have a hairy back.

you're too young to be on this website

hi i'm moel

hi

hi moel.

Do you have an ass left to kick, or have you worked it all off this summer?

missed you, moel.