Caption Contest for the Blind
 

OK, you're gonna love this one, or my name ain't Priapus Quentin Brohoskyson, the Elder. No, wait.. I meant, "and". Anyhow, the idea is to come up with humorous captions for nonexistent pictures. Our enjoyment would thusly be twofold: the one-line humor of the basic "wacky caption" format, and the added boost of imagining just what in blazes the picture in question must look like.

For example:

"If I could walk like that, I wouldn't need the prosthetic limb!"

:D Hee hee, oh hee, I'm gigglin' already.

Yrs.,
DDD

"If Santa was that fat he would need more than just a raindeer!"

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^The whole town turns out in costume for the mayor's ever-popular Tenth Annual Crazy Confessions Day, this year beginning at "Gil" Gilchrest's Bait N' Tackle Shoppe, where the proprietor was unceremoniously hauled out and dumped in the bay. The crowd later made its way to Father Tim's for confession and refreshments.

( :p :p :p THAT'S the ticket! :p :p :D )






^ Lavoris Hudge Middle School students Ferb Gertz and Lubangi Muniania display their winning science fair project, a working go-kart made entirely out of pasta products. "The drive train was the hard part," commented Gertz. When all is said and done, though, the two young inventors agree that the squeaky wheel definitely gets the marinara.

Similar in execution, different in intent. And hey, I've been to half a dozen "simple pleasures" threads, so hush. :p


( Great thread, tho'! Props to Zero. )

Yeah, that occurred to me too, but the standards are very high over there.... :D

I gotcha high standards, righ' heah...
 

^ Tracheaville resident Pauly Posner jumps over a tomato outside the Munchner Road IGA Tuesday afternoon. He stated he is protesting low standards in the produce industry. Posner later sat on a zucchini, and announced that he will roll grapes down his forearm on tomorrow's Grunt Valley Cablevision Channel 19 Morning Sunrise Report.

^ Leesburg, FL (AP) - A man tentatively identified as "dddrum" double-posts a message to the Ze Frank board, in order to push his feeble thread back to the top of the list. Behind him, fellow forumites Marcus Bales, Brynn, and Zero frown upon the practice, brandishing rusty farm implements upon which they will later impale the scoundrel.

"No, no, I said cumulonimbus... but for God's sake don't stop!"


(Am I really the only one who sees the potential in this? :p )

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^razomrix smiling benevolently at betty boop, who, convulsing over the keyboard, will let get nothing in the way of the pursuit of happiness...

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OMG Mrs. Robertson!!! I thought you meant your CAT !!!

"Look, Ma! No testicles!!"

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^ "Is that a muskmelon in your shorts, or are you just congenitally deformed?"

Fresh Water Tournament Champ
 

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.^ Local fisherperson Glynne Mottleshanks displays her prize-winning catch. Identified as Joey "The Bean" Garbanzo, late of Jersey City, this bad boy weighs in at 230 pounds and measures 5' 9", not counting the concrete base. "The East River has been good to me," says Mottleshanks, gratefully. "I wouldn't think of fishing anywhere else."