The League of Extraordinary Foods
 

:eek: The idea is to make a story, of TL of EF, which includes Taco Bob, Burrito Bill, Ice Cream Igor, Pizza Pete, Chip Chip, Walnut Willy, Sandwich Suzy, Popsicle Patty, Pop-Tart Polly, Hamburger Harold, i have more but you get the idea. Add your own if you want to. 1 rule, they are the good guys. Another rule, any new names must follow these guide lines. First Name= Food 2nd Name+ name starting with same letter as food. I have one bad guy. It is "Mayo Face and his Army of Evil Mustard Minions". Oh, and Burrito Bill is of course Taco Bob's sidekick/ arch nemisis. BTW: Taco Bob is the only one allowed to break the name rule. Have FUN!!

"Thank Mozza," huffed Pizza Pete as he pulled up to Walnut Willy's in the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile. "I'll be happy if I never have to see Mayo Face again in this lifetime!"

Walnut Willy opened the door as Pete pulled up. "You look worse than my wrinkled ass!" he said.

"Thank Mozza," huffed Pizza Pete as he pulled up to Walnut Willy's in the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile. "I'll be happy if I never have to see Mayo Face again in this lifetime!"

Walnut Willy opened the door as Pete pulled up. "You look worse than my wrinkled ass!" he said. "Hold yer horses there lil Willy!" Pete contered with a wink. "Don'tcha just WISH you could trade ya wrinkled kisser for y'ass..."

Sandwich Suzy and Chip Chip, walking arm in arm, stopped and did a double take.

"Thank Mozza," huffed Pizza Pete as he pulled up to Walnut Willy's in the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile. "I'll be happy if I never have to see Mayo Face again in this lifetime!"

Walnut Willy opened the door as Pete pulled up. "You look worse than my wrinkled ass!" he said. "Hold yer horses there lil Willy!" Pete countered with a wink. "Don'tcha just WISH you could trade ya wrinkled kisser for y'ass..."

Sandwich Suzy and Chip Chip, walking arm in arm, stopped and did a double take.

"What happened to YOU, Petey?" Suzy asked. Chip tightened his arm just a little.

Pizza Pete slid out of the Weinermobile. "Aw, it's nothing. Just a little scratch. I ran into Mayo Face and his Minions again."

"You DID? Wow!" Sandwich Suzy's mouth hung open. Chip Chip's arm tightened almost to the crumbling point.

Walnut Willy watched all this with some amusement. "Y'all want to get off my front lawn and come inside for a bit?"

"Thank Mozza," huffed Pizza Pete as he pulled up to Walnut Willy's in the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile. "I'll be happy if I never have to see Mayo Face again in this lifetime!"

Walnut Willy opened the door as Pete pulled up. "You look worse than my wrinkled ass!" he said. "Hold yer horses there lil Willy!" Pete countered with a wink. "Don'tcha just WISH you could trade ya wrinkled kisser for y'ass..."

Sandwich Suzy and Chip Chip, walking arm in arm, stopped and did a double take.

"What happened to YOU, Petey?" Suzy asked. Chip tightened his arm just a little.

Pizza Pete slid out of the Weinermobile. "Aw, it's nothing. Just a little scratch. I ran into Mayo Face and his Minions again."

"You DID? Wow!" Sandwich Suzy's mouth hung open. Chip Chip's arm tightened almost to the crumbling point.

Walnut Willy watched all this with some amusement. "Y'all want to get off my front lawn and come inside for a bit?"

Sandwich Suzy managed to wiggle free of Chip's arm at lightning speed, presented a smile filled with the biggest teeth that Willy (and Pete, for that matter) had ever seen, grabbed Willy's elbow and whispered in his ear "He's the biggest bore you could possibly imagine!" as she pulled him back inside the house.

Chip Chip looked at Pete. Pete looked at Chip Chip and shrugged. "Hey," he commented and shrugged again. Chip tried to spit on Willy's front lawn, missed and the shiny goop landed on his own wingtip shoe.

"Thank Mozza," huffed Pizza Pete as he pulled up to Walnut Willy's in the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile. "I'll be happy if I never have to see Mayo Face again in this lifetime!"

Walnut Willy opened the door as Pete pulled up. "You look worse than my wrinkled ass!" he said. "Hold yer horses there lil Willy!" Pete countered with a wink. "Don'tcha just WISH you could trade ya wrinkled kisser for y'ass..."

Sandwich Suzy and Chip Chip, walking arm in arm, stopped and did a double take.

"What happened to YOU, Petey?" Suzy asked. Chip tightened his arm just a little.

Pizza Pete slid out of the Weinermobile. "Aw, it's nothing. Just a little scratch. I ran into Mayo Face and his Minions again."

"You DID? Wow!" Sandwich Suzy's mouth hung open. Chip Chip's arm tightened almost to the crumbling point.

Walnut Willy watched all this with some amusement. "Y'all want to get off my front lawn and come inside for a bit?"

Sandwich Suzy managed to wiggle free of Chip's arm at lightning speed, presented a smile filled with the biggest teeth that Willy (and Pete, for that matter) had ever seen, grabbed Willy's elbow and whispered in his ear "He's the biggest bore you could possibly imagine!" as she pulled him back inside the house.

Chip Chip looked at Pete. Pete looked at Chip Chip and shrugged. "Hey," he commented and shrugged again. Chip tried to spit on Willy's front lawn, missed and the shiny goop landed on his own wingtip shoe.

Pete pretended not to notice. "Hey," he said again. "You comin' in?"

"Yeah, yeah, sure," said Chip, and led the way to the front door, trying to rub his shoe clean in the grass as he went. Looking thoroughly despondent, he held the door open for Pizza Pete.

Pete leaned in close to whisper to him as he went past. "Dude... your fly is open." He left Chip fumbling in the foyer and found Willy and Suzy in the sunny kitchen at the back of the house, staring at Willy's latest invention on the big walnut table.

"What do you call it?" Sandwich Suzy was asking, her mouth hanging open again.

"Thank Mozza," huffed Pizza Pete as he pulled up to Walnut Willy's in the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile. "I'll be happy if I never have to see Mayo Face again in this lifetime!"

Walnut Willy opened the door as Pete pulled up. "You look worse than my wrinkled ass!" he said. "Hold yer horses there lil Willy!" Pete countered with a wink. "Don'tcha just WISH you could trade ya wrinkled kisser for y'ass..."

Sandwich Suzy and Chip Chip, walking arm in arm, stopped and did a double take.

"What happened to YOU, Petey?" Suzy asked. Chip tightened his arm just a little.

Pizza Pete slid out of the Weinermobile. "Aw, it's nothing. Just a little scratch. I ran into Mayo Face and his Minions again."

"You DID? Wow!" Sandwich Suzy's mouth hung open. Chip Chip's arm tightened almost to the crumbling point.

Walnut Willy watched all this with some amusement. "Y'all want to get off my front lawn and come inside for a bit?"

Sandwich Suzy managed to wiggle free of Chip's arm at lightning speed, presented a smile filled with the biggest teeth that Willy (and Pete, for that matter) had ever seen, grabbed Willy's elbow and whispered in his ear "He's the biggest bore you could possibly imagine!" as she pulled him back inside the house.

Chip Chip looked at Pete. Pete looked at Chip Chip and shrugged. "Hey," he commented and shrugged again. Chip tried to spit on Willy's front lawn, missed and the shiny goop landed on his own wingtip shoe.

Pete pretended not to notice. "Hey," he said again. "You comin' in?"

"Yeah, yeah, sure," said Chip, and led the way to the front door, trying to rub his shoe clean in the grass as he went. Looking thoroughly despondent, he held the door open for Pizza Pete.

Pete leaned in close to whisper to him as he went past. "Dude... your fly is open." He left Chip fumbling in the foyer and found Willy and Suzy in the sunny kitchen at the back of the house, staring at Willy's latest invention on the big walnut table.

"What do you call it?" Sandwich Suzy was asking, her mouth hanging open again. "I call it the Tartinator!" Willy announced proudly, chewing on the cold cigar stump that hung from his lips. "Wait til Polly gets a load of that shit!" Suzy got distracted for just a moment and stared. At the stump. 'How disgusting..' she thought. Then she smiled again, tilting her head to her right.

hey one quick note Taco Bob is a radio announcer by night and a Super Hero by day!