My Apologies To Victor West & Pacific Literary Services
 

I hereby post this forum in regards to a post made a while back concerning Victor West and Pacific Literary Services, concerning a novel I had submitted to him in the year 2000 for literary services. In the previous post it was carelessly stated that Mr. West only supplied me with a six page critique of a novel I had written and that I paid him more than three hundred dollars. However, Mr. West provided me with a thirty-seven page critique after payment of ONLY three hundred dollars. Not only did Pacific Literary Services provide me with helpful tips on bettering the work in which I submitted, but also, worked with me in a clean and professional manner. I not only write to give this apology to Mr. West and Pacific Literary Services, but I also apologize to the public for false statements in the previous post.
And I do recommend to anyone, his services.
To Mr. West, Pacific Literary Services, and to the public, I apologize for the posting of false statements.

mr. west and the public forgive you. we love you unconditionally!

Well I dont.

Bastard :mad:

I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to my mother for not being very attentive on the phone last night when she called during "Survivor." Rafe was in danger of being voted off and she called right during tribal council.
She has been a wonderful source of emotional solace for me throughout the years, not to mention a source of life itself, and did not deserve to be talked to in an absent-minded fashion.
Although our political differences may have put a strain on our relationship in recent years, and she does not like the fact that I refuse to shop for her grandchildren's Christmas presents at Wal-Mart, the fact remains that she is and always will be my darling mother.
Thank you for this chance to set the record straight.

What about that dreadful rumor making the rounds that Victor West and Pacific Literary Services are not only profiteering from Hurricane Katrina relief efforts, they may also have been instrumental in blowing up the levees. Also, on another board, I heard that Ahmed Chalabi was merely Victor West's puppet when he fed disinformation about Iraq's WMDs to overly credulous neo-cons at Defense.

I make no apology to Victor West and his so called Pacific Literary Services. I stand by all my previous comments in this matter. This poster, ladies and gentlemen, will not be silenced.

........VICTOR WEST IS MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER

He seduced my mother in the Tout Suite of the Paris Hilton in autumn of 1953, then proceeded to encase her in a cocoon of tawdriness, absinthe, and sex-starved proofreaders. You can read all the shocking details in my upcoming tell-all, The West is His Story, to be published Jan. 12th by Pacific Literary Press, and available on Amazoon and Barnes & Bailey dot commas, respectively. If you can't wait, it's being serialized in the Weekly World News. Soon, it will be a miniseries on the Lifetime network. Don't miss the part about the orangutan suit and the leeches. (Creepy good!)

hhhhhe's your father too ? :eek:

He's also known as "Captain Gonad" and no doubt his participation in the Spooge Wars resulted in ... oh my god -- he's MY father, too!

Zen wants his love child.

And you can't sue me for saying so, Mr West.

Zenbabe: make sure you get a sperm sample and $300 first ...

I'd like to apologise to Victor West for breathing a bit too deeply today, and also for not telling him about the holiday party that our office building sponsored for all the tenants on Tuesday. Not only did it have great appetizers, but the bar was fully hosted. The fact is, I just did not want to deal with him that day, so I maliciously withheld the pertinent information. I beg his forgiveness and wish him a happy holiday season.

perhaps viktor west is not DDDRUMS father, but DDDrum himself? or is he a true evil hell binding morph fart....

I heard Pacific Literary Services is just a front for the Atlantic Proofreading Conglomerate.

or is it