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dddrum 12-10-2005 05:35 AM

Fauxetry
 
I don't know what it's for. My best guess is that it's randomly generated verbiage intended to mimic actual content, in order to evade spam detectors. Whatever the explanation (if one is actually called for), some marvelously evocative free verse has been popping up lately in my junk E-mail. It's chunky! It's hip! It's postmodern, postmillennial, posttoasties, postpost! It announces itself with provocative, misterioso subject lines, like mensuration in accra not anonymity, burp try pablo! epimorphism, Re: My bring on kerfuffle, and this is what they had on tv Enid.

Is it art? I don't know. But I know what I like.


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it some kind a wish some. go it.
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I daresay even the venerable Wolf Larsen could not do better. Has anyone else here been intrigued by this cyberphenomenon? I dunno, maybe I'm weird, but I've talked Granny into cross-stitching me a little sampler for Christmas.

it some kind a wish some (it will say). go it.


yrs,
DDD

Marcus Bales 12-10-2005 12:42 PM

http://www.satirewire.com/features/p...tryintro.shtml

ambo 12-11-2005 07:51 PM

Dora, teeming with expressions of devoted affection. were no debates to vex the evening air; and I remember how the
retired to her lodging, and Mr. Spenlow and I went into Court, about like a distressed ship in a sea of bed-clothes.
country places, where there was once no harm in it - and it creeps
details. Without them, Mr. T. would indeed find it difficult to
You have laid a foundation that any edifice may be raised upon; and blended with it all, was her dear self, the better angel of my

dddrum 12-12-2005 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ambo
Dora, teeming with expressions of devoted affection. were no debates to vex the evening air; and I remember how the
retired to her lodging, and Mr. Spenlow and I went into Court, about like a distressed ship in a sea of bed-clothes.
country places, where there was once no harm in it - and it creeps
details.
Without them, Mr. T. would indeed find it difficult to
You have laid a foundation that any edifice may be raised upon; and blended with it all, was her dear self, the better angel of my

Good heavens, I love it. It certainly does creep details, all right.
:D

ambo 12-12-2005 01:33 PM

I could easily post one a day :(

ambo 12-13-2005 12:45 AM

P.S. I re-open this to say that our common friend, Mr. Thomas Oh. said Traddles. Yes, to be sure. I am very much obliged to
with my uneasiness about Ham. I was persuaded that I had an attempt to set it right again by swilling Bath water. They had a variety of shapes and colours not at all suggested by their
Omer, but on account of delicacy. Its one of the drawbacks of
with mental, my good friend, except for a solid reason. not shut me out of what concerns your happiness so nearly. If you

ambo 12-14-2005 02:12 AM

This one actually has some flow to it.........

No nuances there, only an unproven cliché, muttered Conklin. I do not perspire, sir, replied the assistant manager. Ill bet my pension you perspired when Mr. St. Jacques came back from Washington, offered Alex. Christ almighty, Johnny a terrorist! The incident has been forgotten, sir, said Pritchard stoically. Mr. Saint Jay and Sir Henry understand that my brilliant uncle and I had only the childrens interests at heart. Savvy, very savvy, observed Conklin. Ill set up the canapés, gentlemen, and check the ice. The others should be here in a matter of minutes. Thats very kind of you, said Panov. David Webb leaned against the balcony archway watching his wife as she read the last pages of a childrens story to their son. The

dddrum 12-14-2005 04:39 PM

Wow... how peculiar, Ambo. That one indeed seems not so random. I wonder if it was... umm, appropriated from an actual literary work. Does anyone recognize it?

trisherina 12-15-2005 02:10 AM

Straight from The Autobiography of a Flea.

Feel free to correct me. :p

l'azizza 12-17-2005 03:37 AM

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Useful Advice for Life!

Marcus Bales 12-17-2005 09:41 AM

Joyce! thou shouldst be living at this hour!
The internet hath need of thee: it is a fen
of stagnant waters ...

dddrum 12-25-2005 06:03 PM

butterball! acute sandalwood accountant deprave
 
a Christmas poem by Mcgowan Laurel <Mcleod_Ellen]@exc.com>

hurdle but batwing it's havoc it cacao some asperity in kerchief in sophisticate try psi not amend , time on artistry some principal it'sfive or insufferable a drone it's cohere ! antiperspirant , commemorate may apparatus , singable some but palfrey but breezy asprawl or garrett or gout or deign some blocky on cladophora , bootes it's willoughby theenglander or erbium in analgesic in compile or doghouse be wiretapping the humidify a excelling try be firearm but caroline a tribute not.
refection on stratosphere but calamity and pierre in creating in aba it ana the


Happy football beekeeper holiday ascention! :)
Yrs,
DDD

trisherina 12-31-2005 02:14 PM

The internet shop is convenient, with a quick delivery and cyber order
positioning device. These splendid items seem like they were put together
just for you!


and of Teeka--a race sport lioness, a cannibal, and a she-ape, and would
not share her with Seoul overlook me--"
resettle oneself pain, and pain from such a cause! He, martial law with his
great advantages, he

dddrum 01-07-2006 01:11 AM

dais not hubbell stripy istvan calumniate
 
From: "Adrian Diaz" <Bernardo2_Pinaf@cyberis.fr>

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dddrum 01-12-2006 06:43 PM

he wanted to hear her sing all the new singers songs to him; and*
 
a reminiscence, by "Beau Stroud" <UBabetoo@columbusu.com>


*things. Her mothers remonstrance always was, Now, my dear Annie, I really cant say, sir. I think - but I really cant say, sir.
friendly, when it was so treacherous, that I go half wild when I my happiness, that never had been meant to be, and never could have

too partial, I well know; but that he was an observer of character

take her own road, and took ours, which was towards Highgate. He
a parcel of letters out of her reticule, tied round with the green fan, which my aunt had brought away with her, screwed on to


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