What do you NOT want for xmas?
 

i'm sorry, but i can really live without getting another of those
christmas cards someone (on acid?) painted with their feet. well
done guys, good work, but i've paid my dues......
:rolleyes:

Immodium.

A cat.

This Christmas, I do not want a White House "holiday" card.

that same old lump of coal
i mean, come on.......

any more news items about dead soldiers, Iraqis, civilian contractors, etc.

anything that cost money

Herpies

Nothing worse than getting the same thing two years in a row.

Are you sure about that?

you got herpes two years in a row fox?

:confused:

this is a tough crowd

move your mistletoe.

;)

I don't want to go to my mother's. Next year, I swear, it's South Molle for me.

No more fondue pots!