Theres a glitch in the matrix

^^ no S**T

Is that why I turn you on ? I'm flushed with pride :p

gollum and all the orcs....

I was gonna be mightily offended by that comment, but then I figgered naah... yer daddy prolly din't teach you no better. Instead, lemme point out the fack that WOON'TIT BE AWFUL DINGLY DANG PERKYOOLER FO' ME TA BE FULLA SOMEGOTDANGBODY ELSE? HUH??? No, really... can you jes' imargarine some Docta Sawbones pryin' me open fo' some kine-a mergency, then suddenlike a-hollerin', "Holy crawfish crap! Dis guy is full of A OLD CHINESE DUDE!"

It jus' woonent be right, somehow.

Ya know?


Yrs,
DDD


(P.& S.: FUTCH! FutchfutchfutchfutchFUTCH! My word!! :p *pbbltthtst*)