| Smartypants |
01-06-2006 05:11 PM |
And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.
And, lo, the angel of the LORD came upon them, and the glory of the LORD shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.
And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you emoticons devised from standard punctuation that represent tidings of great joy in the form of sideways smiley faces, which shall be to all people.
For unto you is born this day on the Web site of zefrank.com a Monkey, which is BRYNN.
And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the Monkey Babe glued to her computer terminal, typing furiously.
And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.
And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away from them into Heaven, the shepherds said one to another, Let us now go even online, and see this thing which is come to post, which the LORD hath made known unto us.
And they came with haste, and found a whole mess of Zemonkeys, and the Monkey Child, Messaging Instantly.
And when they had seen it, they made known abroad with postings all over the Internet that which was told them concerning this Monkey Child.
And all they that logged on wondered at those things which were told them by the shepherds.
But the Monkey's Uncle kept all these things, and pondered them in his heart.
And the shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things that they had heard and seen, as it was told unto them.
And when eight days were accomplished for the Registering of the Monkey Child with Earthlink.net, Her Handle was called BRYNN, which was so named of the angel before She was conceived in the womb.
-- Smartypants: Chapter 2, Verses 8-21 |
