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Greetings Cards please


You may not win a Pulitzer
A Nobel or a Booker,
But we want you to have this prize
Our family's favourite hooker

:)

It's your birthday
Well, whoopdie freakin' do

I admit when we met, I was cynic
But you are my true love
Thank you Free Clinic!

We heard that you were leaving
We'd like to gather round
We'd like to sing a song of joy
And lift you off the ground
And as you walked out of the door
We'd like to say Good Luck
But when it comes to pricks like you
We just don't give a ****

Livers are red,
Fingers are blue,
When it's too cold
And I've the 'flu

On the outside:

As friends go...

On the inside:

You make a great table lamp.

You're no stoolie,
You're a trooper.
Now you'll take it
Up the pooper.

Signed, your friends in the "family"

:D

I know a hundred million seems
Like ample pay, but other teams
Have offered half again as much
Because I play well in the clutch.
So two, four, six, eight
Time to renegotiate!

On the outside:

From all the gang at work, sorry to hear you're sick!

On the inside:

Don't bother coming back, we gave your job to someone more qualified.

oranges are orange
and bluebirds are blue
i've lost my marbles
and so have you

Two is company, three's a crowd
So the saying goes
And balance is the key to life
As everybody knows
Sometimes, they say, that more is less
Of that there is no doubt
So we're glad you've got it off your chest
And things have evened out

Congratulations on your superfluous nipple removal!

Roses are red
Voilets are not to be trusted




Happy Birthday to our favourite Paranoid Schizophrenic.

On the outside:

It's Your Birthday!

On the inside:

Why won't you die, already!