making the world a better place
 

Set down your grand plans for making (your) world a better place.

• no more perfume bottles shaped like phalluses or otherwise suggestive of sexual organs
• uninvent MIDI
• effective birth control for men packaged in bottled water, available FREE
• mandatory MRI head with each driver's license

[*]No Walmarts or similar global economy dictating corporations
[*]No offshore bank accounts or company headquarters as tax dodges... corporations must pay corporate taxes to countries in proportion to the nationalities owners/stockholders
[*]Mandatory intelligence and competence tests (no open book) for all elected goverment officials with yearly pop-quizes
[*]Be-heading and assest siezing as official sentance for goverment corruption/abuse of power convictions
[*]No unsolicited faxes ( {{{sometimes you have to ask for one ridiculous thing that they can throw out in hopes of getting the other, more reasonable requests ;) )

cheese and ranch dressing for everyone!!!!

huh? you mean the music thing?

can we have it in beer please?


huh? i need an extra head to drive?

:confused:

To give it its due, MIDI didn't start out bad. It was when it started getting used to make musical cell phone ring tones. "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner" in MIDI begs to be put out of its misery.

MIDI SPECTACULAR!!!!!!!

')

ok

this thing should be forbidden

Every-one should collect something.

Teapots!

FFS the music started, and i freakin ran outside to see where it was coming from! I dont recall anyone doing that before, on here. FFS!

Were you looking to see if the circus parade had come to town??

make the world better...
 

nude Friday's