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Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-29-2003, 03:23 AM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 284,384
Posted By Goot
My printer is out of black ink So upset, I can...

My printer is out of black ink
So upset, I can barely think
If green's all I've got
Have to live with my own lot
And print pictures of mold in my sink
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-29-2003, 03:09 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 894
Posted By Goot
"Communism was a red herring... And so were...

"Communism was a red herring... And so were the fishnet stalkings I'm wearing, Look!"
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-29-2003, 03:06 AM
Replies: 4,235
Views: 143,005
Posted By Goot
Bowston in da' fawl Has anybody seen my keys?

Bowston in da' fawl

Has anybody seen my keys?
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-28-2003, 06:51 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,226
Posted By Goot
I wouldn't call it creativity this guy had......

I wouldn't call it creativity this guy had... more like devotion to his hobby, willingness to take things to the next level, not settling for second best, being one GD sick mother, etc.
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-28-2003, 06:42 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 732
Posted By Goot
I... I Ho.... I hhhhhhh.... I hope I was tasty,...

I... I Ho.... I hhhhhhh.... I hope I was tasty, you human bastards... .. .. ... BOO!

-The Unknown Turkey
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-28-2003, 06:34 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 894
Posted By Goot
Rocky Horror, Great! Awesome! So don't take me...

Rocky Horror, Great! Awesome! So don't take me wrong here, but I think Tim Curry's at his best in Clue.
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-28-2003, 06:31 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,050
Posted By Goot
What if I just wanted to look at my DVD player...

What if I just wanted to look at my DVD player and movies, huh? You underestimate my power of imagination, I could pretend to watch them!

... ... Damn, who am I kidding? You're right... Chalk one up...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-28-2003, 06:25 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 252,162
Posted By Goot
He was but a lowly conductor Who said "I...

He was but a lowly conductor
Who said "I could never have *ucked her"
She is far too crazy
and frankly, I'm kinda lazy
So he hired a dating instructor.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-28-2003, 06:23 PM
Replies: 133
Views: 11,162
Posted By Goot
I'ma so tired of workin' in them coal mines I...

I'ma so tired of workin' in them coal mines
I gotta find me a sweet Candy Mamma
Yeah, I'm so tired of workin' in them there coal mines
And I gotsa' find me a sweet candy Mamma
The next time I go down...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-28-2003, 06:20 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 8,445
Posted By Goot
this year, i'll set goals I said to him as he...

this year, i'll set goals
I said to him as he gawked
smiled with contempt

"goals are for soccer"
he said with a sheepish grin
"and you've never played."

i pushed him aside
and went back to my...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-28-2003, 06:18 PM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 284,384
Posted By Goot
My printer is out of black ink

My printer is out of black ink
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-28-2003, 06:15 PM
Replies: 257
Views: 18,705
Posted By Goot
Morning light peeks in And I quickly check the...

Morning light peeks in
And I quickly check the clock
late for work again

Got to get some gas
Before I end up walking
Through the morning rain

Still groggy, I yawn
Fumble for the coffee cup
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-28-2003, 06:14 PM
Replies: 5,705
Views: 309,661
Posted By Goot
After Thanksgiving

After Thanksgiving
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-28-2003, 06:13 PM
Replies: 2,105
Views: 119,353
Posted By Goot
Two Hands one holds the other the other tries to...

Two Hands
one holds the other
the other tries to escape
must find the remote control
reach the orgasm button
will my heart manage
...Too late
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-28-2003, 06:08 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,285
Posted By Goot
I'm ashamed to be a southerner... Help!

I'm ashamed to be a southerner...

Help!
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-28-2003, 06:03 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,050
Posted By Goot
Hm...

<b>1 Person </b>

Mitch Hedberg. Dude is Hilarious. "I love to play blackjack, but I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a simi-circle." Also, he looks nothing like a giant cooked...
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-27-2003, 08:25 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,026
Posted By Goot
Can't claim to know you too well Frieda, because...

Can't claim to know you too well Frieda, because I'm so new, but this is for you anyway:

<IMG SRC=http://www.dusko.net/fraggle/pictures/005.jpg>

Congrads on taking that step towards owning a thread!
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-27-2003, 08:21 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 940
Posted By Goot
<img...

<img src="http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/184441/Happy.jpg" width=248 height=351>

Yay!
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-27-2003, 05:43 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,274
Posted By Goot
Feliz Navi<B>TURKEY DAY</b> Feliz...

Feliz Navi<B>TURKEY DAY</b>
Feliz Navi<B>TURKEY DAY</b>
Próspero Año y green bean casserole
Feliz Navi<B>TURKEY DAY</b>
Cha Cha Cha!
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-27-2003, 05:29 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,581
Posted By Goot
Red hair, ceiling fans that don't make any noise...

Red hair, ceiling fans that don't make any noise (More wishful for one than thankful), Peanut butter and jelly, Gravy, and little sisters to read good books to.... Cheese is also great.
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-27-2003, 05:23 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 930
Posted By Goot
My first thought was if the same effect would be...

My first thought was if the same effect would be found in men, because there would probably be a market there... but than I realized how messy things would get, so it's for the best that it's women...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-27-2003, 03:48 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 252,162
Posted By Goot
He was but a lowly conductor Who said "I...

He was but a lowly conductor
Who said "I could never have *ucked her"
She is far too crazy
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-27-2003, 03:47 PM
Replies: 133
Views: 11,162
Posted By Goot
I'ma so tired of workin' in them coal mines

I'ma so tired of workin' in them coal mines
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-27-2003, 03:44 PM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 284,384
Posted By Goot
I'm cooking whilst dead on my feet so hope the...

I'm cooking whilst dead on my feet
so hope the bird isn't to sweet
I stuffed it with mars bars
And Chocolate Cigars
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-27-2003, 03:42 PM
Replies: 2,105
Views: 119,353
Posted By Goot
Two Hands

Two Hands
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