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Forum: FAST CHAT 04-08-2006, 01:11 PM
Replies: 1,789
Views: 165,841
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I'm going to sleep now. Oh wait but first I have...

I'm going to sleep now. Oh wait but first I have to brush my teeth. And then I'll go to sleep. And I'll leave a notebook and pen next to my bed so that if I think I can write down my thoughts and not...
Forum: FAST CHAT 04-08-2006, 12:50 PM
Replies: 4,076
Views: 347,732
Posted By divisionbiscuit
Reading The Comic Toolbox by John Vorhaus. In the...

Reading The Comic Toolbox by John Vorhaus. In the intro, he discovers the fun of writing in the passive voice.

"The room was walked into by a man by whom strong, handsome features were had. A woman...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 04-08-2006, 12:21 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 7,309
Posted By divisionbiscuit
Outside: Happy Birthday!! Guess what I got you?...

Outside:
Happy Birthday!! Guess what I got you? (Answer's inside!)
Inside:
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 04-07-2006, 03:19 AM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 360,746
Posted By divisionbiscuit
Physograde v. An alternative form of marking,...

Physograde v. An alternative form of marking, established in the 1970s, where teachers grade assignments mainly by feeling it's physical shape and aura. It was only after the ban on hallucinating...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-31-2006, 07:46 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,531
Posted By divisionbiscuit
I think "crispy" ought to be spelled...

I think "crispy" ought to be spelled "kripspie" (pronounced krip-spee). It looks, and sounds crispier than the original. Crunch.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-31-2006, 07:25 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 4,134
Posted By divisionbiscuit
Let a word I utter selfishly be doomed. After all...

Let a word I utter selfishly be doomed.
After all these promises completed,
Perhaps disguised and on any echelons,
Fear cannot be denied, alas the poo.
Rotating art

(next one's 2-letters)
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-30-2006, 11:09 AM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 360,746
Posted By divisionbiscuit
Bottomry [US], Bottomrye [UK] n The lowest slice...

Bottomry [US], Bottomrye [UK] n The lowest slice of bread in a vertically-stored cut loaf. Mother always feeds the bottomry to the birds in the garden.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-30-2006, 08:43 AM
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Views: 49,044
Posted By divisionbiscuit
The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist Two...

The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town council was not happy...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-30-2006, 08:34 AM
Replies: 3,348
Views: 183,316
Posted By divisionbiscuit
Good Heavens!

Good Heavens!
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-30-2006, 08:33 AM
Replies: 3,348
Views: 183,316
Posted By divisionbiscuit
up yours

up yours
Forum: MUSIC 03-28-2006, 02:47 AM
Replies: 2,757
Views: 151,935
Posted By divisionbiscuit
"Use your own... use your own... two...

"Use your own... use your own... two hands..."
With My Own Two Hands by Jack Johnson
Forum: MUSIC 03-28-2006, 02:44 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,076
Posted By divisionbiscuit
My top 5 favorites: Jagged Little Pill - Alanis...

My top 5 favorites:

Jagged Little Pill - Alanis Morissette

London Calling - The Clash

DSOTR - Pink Floyd

Shrek 2 - Original Soundtrack
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-27-2006, 07:00 AM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 360,746
Posted By divisionbiscuit
subreption n [U] The act of getting close second...

subreption n [U] The act of getting close second place in a test only because of mispelling errors while cheating. If not for Harry's subreptive habits, he could have tied with his desk partner at...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-25-2006, 08:09 AM
Replies: 2,615
Views: 123,960
Posted By divisionbiscuit
wine

wine
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-25-2006, 07:30 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 7,309
Posted By divisionbiscuit
these are all so funny!

these are all so funny!
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-25-2006, 07:07 AM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 360,746
Posted By divisionbiscuit
Bombazine: Bathroom reading material.

Bombazine: Bathroom reading material.
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