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Forum: FICTION PROJECT 05-16-2005, 09:11 AM
Replies: 2,615
Views: 124,920
Posted By straymonk
Mars

Mars
Forum: FAST CHAT 04-17-2005, 03:57 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,875
Posted By straymonk
I am sooooooooooooooo confused.

I am sooooooooooooooo confused.
Forum: FAST CHAT 04-14-2005, 08:17 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 20,857
Posted By straymonk
http://damonrinard.com/tt/00mar19/267.jpg

http://damonrinard.com/tt/00mar19/267.jpg
Forum: FAST CHAT 04-14-2005, 08:12 PM
Replies: 13,880
Views: 470,583
Posted By straymonk
ACK! I didn't win the lottery either. Guess I...

ACK! I didn't win the lottery either.

Guess I should have bought some tix.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 04-14-2005, 08:14 AM
Replies: 533
Views: 28,963
Posted By straymonk
here's a little tip from yours truly never let...

here's a little tip from yours truly
never let your hair get unruly
or else you'll get snippy
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 04-13-2005, 07:36 PM
Replies: 1,442
Views: 117,920
Posted By straymonk
I look in the mirror, appalled What could my...

I look in the mirror, appalled
What could my fashion be called?
A mixture of Johnny
B. Goode and Armani
with Jean-Luc Picard, Oh so bald!
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 04-13-2005, 07:32 PM
Replies: 682
Views: 30,847
Posted By straymonk
The Conclave of Cardinals can commence

The Conclave of Cardinals can commence
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 04-13-2005, 07:31 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 245,416
Posted By straymonk
Please meet my friends Ben and Jerry

Please meet my friends Ben and Jerry
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 04-13-2005, 07:28 PM
Replies: 2,615
Views: 124,920
Posted By straymonk
Matlock

Matlock
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 04-11-2005, 09:41 PM
Replies: 2,615
Views: 124,920
Posted By straymonk
soup

soup
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 04-11-2005, 09:40 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 245,416
Posted By straymonk
My brain has invented a dream That things aren't...

My brain has invented a dream
That things aren't as bad as they seem
but petrol's sky high
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 04-11-2005, 09:36 PM
Replies: 533
Views: 28,963
Posted By straymonk
A good-looking actress named Halle went topless...

A good-looking actress named Halle
went topless on a beach in Bali
Forum: FAST CHAT 04-05-2005, 06:08 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,355
Posted By straymonk
I like that dreamtime when you're dreaming the...

I like that dreamtime when you're dreaming the really cool dreams - you know, like flying, or racing TRON light bikes, or making love to Helen of Troy, or some such - and your conscious mind is...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 04-05-2005, 05:51 AM
Replies: 229
Views: 50,478
Posted By straymonk
ASSURANCE You will never be alone, you...

ASSURANCE

You will never be alone, you hear so deep
a sound when autumn comes. Yellow
pulls across the hills and thrums,
or the silence after lightning before it says
...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 04-05-2005, 05:48 AM
Replies: 5,705
Views: 301,042
Posted By straymonk
for fifty cents more you get eggroll and a smile

for fifty cents more
you get eggroll and a smile
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 04-05-2005, 05:42 AM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 245,416
Posted By straymonk
Kalliope ignores us ZeMonkeys

Kalliope ignores us ZeMonkeys
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 04-05-2005, 05:40 AM
Replies: 1,442
Views: 117,920
Posted By straymonk
She walked on up to me and kissed me But her lips...

She walked on up to me and kissed me
But her lips were strangely quite gristly
She tasted of bacon
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 02-10-2005, 08:25 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 15,480
Posted By straymonk
Our copulatin's record-breakin' My 'rection is a...

Our copulatin's record-breakin'
My 'rection is a beast
We haven't slept or eaten
in a week or so, at least
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 02-01-2005, 07:50 AM
Replies: 1,442
Views: 117,920
Posted By straymonk
I couldn't decide what to write so I laid my head...

I couldn't decide what to write
so I laid my head down for the night
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-29-2005, 06:05 AM
Replies: 5,705
Views: 301,042
Posted By straymonk
staring at the stars

staring at the stars
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-29-2005, 06:04 AM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 275,861
Posted By straymonk
My rhyme-challenged self was in love

My rhyme-challenged self was in love
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-27-2005, 10:49 AM
Replies: 1,442
Views: 117,920
Posted By straymonk
The bearded mussels had gone brazilian Their...

The bearded mussels had gone brazilian
Their innards on view were vermillion
I saw clams in a new light
Their pearls are so tight
Mollusk bling is worth a cool million.

A diver was holding his breath
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-27-2005, 10:44 AM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 245,416
Posted By straymonk
In Cleveland it's said they have ways of making...

In Cleveland it's said they have ways
of making one suffer for days
But this time it's clear
We need lots of beer
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-18-2005, 06:32 PM
Replies: 682
Views: 30,847
Posted By straymonk
"Here, now -- who stepped on my squid? It...

"Here, now -- who stepped on my squid?
It cost me quite a few quid!
But now all I've got
is a handful of snot
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 12-14-2004, 10:34 AM
Replies: 1,442
Views: 117,920
Posted By straymonk
The monkey was scratching his back When he heard...

The monkey was scratching his back
When he heard an most ominous quack
A duck with a gun
had come up at a run
yelling, "Monkey, you should have bought AFLAC!"
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