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Forum: FICTION PROJECT 02-03-2004, 03:01 AM
Replies: 5,705
Views: 330,400
Posted By MaMiQtee5584
investigation the Super Bowl halftime show

investigation
the Super Bowl halftime show
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 02-03-2004, 03:00 AM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 309,151
Posted By MaMiQtee5584
There's one thing I find quite enticing ...Salad...

There's one thing I find quite enticing
...Salad shooters - the slicing and dicing!
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-29-2004, 02:03 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 267,987
Posted By MaMiQtee5584
They say "While there's life, there is...

They say "While there's life, there is hope"
So I think I'll just get me that rope
A knot and some splices
Are life-saving devices
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-28-2004, 05:07 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 267,987
Posted By MaMiQtee5584
Don't give me that Cheshire cat smile

Don't give me that Cheshire cat smile
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-28-2004, 05:04 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 267,987
Posted By MaMiQtee5584
Oh, Baby, my heart skips a beat whenever you show...

Oh, Baby, my heart skips a beat
whenever you show me your feet
The corns and the bunions
Look sorta like onions
And smell just as pungently sweet
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-28-2004, 04:32 AM
Replies: 2,615
Views: 139,636
Posted By MaMiQtee5584
cherry

cherry
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-27-2004, 04:39 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 267,987
Posted By MaMiQtee5584
I'm thinking about driving to Texas So I've...

I'm thinking about driving to Texas
So I've stolen my dumb brother's new Lexus
There'll be bugs on the grille
And sour moonshine to swill
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-27-2004, 04:34 PM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 309,151
Posted By MaMiQtee5584
So silly to wish for the moon When at dawn, it...

So silly to wish for the moon
When at dawn, it leaves us too soon
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-27-2004, 01:25 AM
Replies: 263
Views: 20,511
Posted By MaMiQtee5584
I read my horoscope. Suprisingly, I believed not...

I read my horoscope. Suprisingly, I believed not what it said. Unsurprisingly, he ignored everything advised and sauntered unsteadily under a...! My eyes could no longer believe in the black visions...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-27-2004, 01:24 AM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 309,151
Posted By MaMiQtee5584
Ducks! I can't stand their quacking Makes me...

Ducks! I can't stand their quacking
Makes me want to give someone a whacking
From Daffy Duck's spittle,
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-25-2004, 11:51 AM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 309,151
Posted By MaMiQtee5584
I dreamt I was sent back to school Full of...

I dreamt I was sent back to school
Full of elementary ABC rules
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-23-2004, 01:47 AM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 309,151
Posted By MaMiQtee5584
So what's it about Britney Spears Taking marriage...

So what's it about Britney Spears
Taking marriage by minutes, not years
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-22-2004, 08:23 PM
Replies: 2,615
Views: 139,636
Posted By MaMiQtee5584
lick

lick
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-22-2004, 03:30 PM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 309,151
Posted By MaMiQtee5584
1. Do you have any gooseberry jelly?

1. Do you have any gooseberry jelly?
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-22-2004, 03:23 PM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 309,151
Posted By MaMiQtee5584
"I'm certain she's orally fixated" Her...

"I'm certain she's orally fixated"
Her lips are surgically inflated.
Mayhaps its just botox
Or she was bitten by Xerox
Jealous ladies at lunch all debated.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-22-2004, 01:06 PM
Replies: 2,105
Views: 131,299
Posted By MaMiQtee5584
cold hands not good for flirting or for annual...

cold hands
not good for flirting
or for annual breast exams
I'll place them into your warm
armpits to make sounds
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-22-2004, 12:59 PM
Replies: 679
Views: 39,770
Posted By MaMiQtee5584
cluck hysterically

cluck hysterically
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