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Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-14-2002, 10:09 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 11,005
Posted By Hamtastica
"Time to get some sleep, mister, and I mean...

"Time to get some sleep, mister, and I mean now!" said his mother playfully as she tucked him in, "I've heard just enough about this 'Mr. Magi!'"

"Mom?" little Billy finally managed to get out in...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-08-2002, 05:53 PM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 309,151
Posted By Hamtastica
There once was a lady from Brooklyn

There once was a lady from Brooklyn
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-08-2002, 01:18 PM
Replies: 5,705
Views: 330,400
Posted By Hamtastica
1. Who drank the last beer? 2. Empty bottles...

1. Who drank the last beer?
2. Empty bottles line the room.
3. (One was filled with pee.)
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-06-2002, 07:19 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 11,005
Posted By Hamtastica
"That's enough questions Billy. Now snuggle...

"That's enough questions Billy. Now snuggle down and remember, Santa wont come if you're awake".

Billy slept uneasily that night, but troubled dreams of slippery creatures were forgotten in a flash...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-06-2002, 02:34 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 11,005
Posted By Hamtastica
Billy slept uneasily that night, but troubled...

Billy slept uneasily that night, but troubled dreams of slippery creatures were forgotten in a flash the moment the sun burst through his window -- he opened his eyes and the long night was gone...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-05-2002, 09:07 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 11,005
Posted By Hamtastica
At six AM sharp, Billy rocketed out of bed, ran...

At six AM sharp, Billy rocketed out of bed, ran past the room where his mild-mannered schoolteacher parents slept, and skidded to a slippery halt on his footie-pajama feet in front of the Christmas...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-05-2002, 08:03 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 11,005
Posted By Hamtastica
Billy wrestled the cover off and examined it in...

Billy wrestled the cover off and examined it in detail.
He hadn't expected it to be quite so large.
He had been led to believe he would be receiving a small one,
maybe even two small ones, but...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-04-2002, 06:32 PM
Replies: 5,705
Views: 330,400
Posted By Hamtastica
1. Cat stares under fridge

1. Cat stares under fridge
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-04-2002, 06:16 PM
Replies: 5,705
Views: 330,400
Posted By Hamtastica
It is not the same My ass has grown to size twelve

It is not the same
My ass has grown to size twelve
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-02-2002, 08:22 PM
Replies: 5,705
Views: 330,400
Posted By Hamtastica
So close to Christmas the turkey shows its...

So close to Christmas
the turkey shows its power:
Stealth ninja attack!
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-01-2002, 06:51 PM
Replies: 5,705
Views: 330,400
Posted By Hamtastica
1. Winter wind burns eyes. 2. Tears like gentle...

1. Winter wind burns eyes.
2. Tears like gentle freezing rain
3. Tongue stuck to flagpole.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-01-2002, 04:01 PM
Replies: 5,705
Views: 330,400
Posted By Hamtastica
1. life is like baked beans 2. no good without...

1. life is like baked beans
2. no good without the brown bread
3. and better with ham.
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