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Forum: LINKS 11-26-2004, 01:34 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,038
Posted By Josue
What are the chances he was 'horn-syncing'?

What are the chances he was 'horn-syncing'?
Forum: GOOD READING 11-26-2004, 01:14 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,605
Posted By Josue
Anyone in San Francisco should check out 826...

Anyone in San Francisco should check out 826 Valencia, a pirate supply store, book store, and also free writing workshops for neighborhood kids. You can pick up a copy of DE's new book of short...
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-26-2004, 12:58 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,111
Posted By Josue
Look, here's another short and curly!

Antarctic chefs generally go to great length to make their meals interesting and as varied as possible. . .Weather observer that year, Bob Dingle, recalled one obsessive expeditioner who meticulously...
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-13-2003, 12:48 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,104
Posted By Josue
hello.

what do you mean, "where"? like, geography or head space?
Forum: Dive Bars 02-04-2003, 09:35 AM
Replies: 10
Nyc
Views: 2,721
Posted By Josue
Meatpacking district

The Village Idiot -- classic shitkicker on way west 14th st. Lots of loud Merle Haggard, Charlie Daniels, and barrel-chested, bearded drunk men. Feel free to piss in the corner behind the jukebox;...
Forum: Dive Bars 02-04-2003, 09:29 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 891
Posted By Josue
Sorry, old chap -- Veterans of Foreign Wars....

Sorry, old chap -- Veterans of Foreign Wars. Think Budweiser on tap, grumpy old men, and of course, lots of war stories.
Forum: Dive Bars 02-04-2003, 09:25 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 992
Posted By Josue
Rural USA: Biker bars, truckstops, etc.

Roadhouses, biker bars, truckstops, you name it. Let's see what you've found while on the road or living off the grid.
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I'll start with my town's...
Forum: FAST CHAT 02-04-2003, 09:15 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,625
Posted By Josue
Great idea, but instead of hookers, you'd be...

Great idea, but instead of hookers, you'd be better off dressed as wandering Red Hook longshoremen. Ze's kinda got a thing for the excitement of the docks.

I found the site as the focus of a...
Forum: GOOD READING 01-20-2003, 06:18 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 846
Posted By Josue
Longitudes and Attitudes

Just read "Longitudes and Attitudes," a collection of his NYT columns since 9/11. Excellent, illuminating stuff from someone who I want to trust -- however, I feel like I want to know more about how...
Forum: Dive Bars 01-06-2003, 02:59 PM
Replies: 10
Nyc
Views: 2,721
Posted By Josue
Trash

Canīt believe no oneīs put up American Trash yet, one of my favorites with lots of Ozzy and ACDC on the jukebox; an anomoly for the neighborhood (E. 76th and 1st or 2nd Ave.), and not just for bikers...
Forum: Dive Bars 12-29-2002, 02:46 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 918
Posted By Josue
San Pedro Sula

San Pedro Sula: The tour continues in Hondurasībustling northern commerce city. . .

La Catrachada, located only a block arriba (west, toward the mountain) from the Central Plaza, is a very alive and...
Forum: Dive Bars 12-21-2002, 10:22 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 918
Posted By Josue
Central America

Wow, where to begin? Fact is, 90% of all bars in this rum-soaked isthmus classify as dives, but there are definitely some belovedly stinking diamonds in the rough. Would love to hear...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 12-21-2002, 10:04 PM
Replies: 5,705
Views: 302,007
Posted By Josue
1. Ah thats Brisk baby 2. In a fine mist, mīlady

1. Ah thats Brisk baby
2. In a fine mist, mīlady
Forum: GOOD READING 12-20-2002, 07:42 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,325
Posted By Josue
surfer dude

b & n, amazon, travel bookstores, etc.

i just spent a month in nica promoting my book and hanging with pcvs -- who`s your brother?

j
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-23-2002, 12:14 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 18,012
Posted By Josue
White trash chic

I'm wearing a wife-beater and camo overalls, both stained with elk blood.
Forum: LINKS 11-22-2002, 01:13 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,490
Posted By Josue
I always wondered. . .

a clitoris is not a little penis
a clitoris is not the small stuff
a clitoris is the action of testosterone in utero
a clitoris is best fitted with a stud
a clitoris is pleasure
a clitoris is...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-21-2002, 01:28 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 10,370
Posted By Josue
"I don't think Santa can bring little boys...

"I don't think Santa can bring little boys those kinds of gifts Billy, I just dont think he's allowed to thats all.", his father diplomatically outlined.

"But, but, Jimmy's parents said santa was...
Forum: GOOD READING 11-20-2002, 07:13 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,313
Posted By Josue
That's not quidditch they're playing...

Anyone hear about the Harry Potter toy they marketed last year?

It was a vibrating broomsticks and mothers across the land couldn't understand how their teenage daughters went through so many...
Forum: GOOD READING 11-20-2002, 07:05 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,325
Posted By Josue
Nicaragua Handbook

What's the etiquette on plugging one's own book on this forum? Guess I'll have to ask Zefrank next time I see him down at the spanking club.

In any case, Moon Handbooks Nicaragua, my first book...
Forum: GOOD READING 11-20-2002, 06:48 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,279
Posted By Josue
Jump shot

Anyone else see the movie "Signs" and think of Owen Meany's jump shot?
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-20-2002, 06:43 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 8,933
Posted By Josue
Are you sure this thing is the real deal?"...

Are you sure this thing is the real deal?" said A.

"Well my sources are authentic, if nothing else I'm sure of that," replied K.

"I guess it seems solid enough; but it is kind of hollow, don't...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-13-2002, 06:25 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 8,933
Posted By Josue
Are you sure this thing is the real deal?"...

Are you sure this thing is the real deal?" said A.

"Well my sources are authentic, if nothing else I'm sure of that," replied K.

"I guess it seems solid enough; but it is kind of hollow, don't...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-08-2002, 04:59 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 8,933
Posted By Josue
"Are you sure this thing is the real...

"Are you sure this thing is the real deal?" said A.

"Well my sources are authentic, if nothing else I'm sure of that," replied K.

"I guess it seems solid enough; but it is kind of hollow, don't...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-08-2002, 02:05 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 8,933
Posted By Josue
"Are you sure this thing is the real...

"Are you sure this thing is the real deal?" said A.

"Well my sources are authentic, if nothing else I'm sure of that," replied K.

"I guess it seems solid enough; but it is kind of hollow, don't you...
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-08-2002, 05:55 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,924
Posted By Josue
pretty trippy

"Keep in mind that by signing up for a journal, you're responsible for mailing it to the next person that signs up."

something about this reminds me of that twilite zone where you are handed a box...
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