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Forum: FICTION PROJECT 09-23-2005, 03:17 AM
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Posted By ProfessionalGun
Cool 1. Three years this thread has survived

1. Three years this thread has survived
Forum: LINKS 04-29-2003, 09:33 PM
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Views: 1,088
Posted By ProfessionalGun
Loooonnnnngggg hiatus! I'm not sure how...

Loooonnnnngggg hiatus! I'm not sure how "back" I am- but I might work my way back into this little addiction. :-) I'm surprised any of you noticed! Thanks! ! :eek:
Forum: LINKS 04-29-2003, 06:12 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,088
Posted By ProfessionalGun
50 Cent Parody

A parody of that 50 Cent song "In Da Club". . . .

50 Bent - In Da Tub (http://www.headhook.com)

:D
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-26-2003, 02:29 PM
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Views: 245,318
Posted By ProfessionalGun
1. When I viewed the link I had showed 2. I...

1. When I viewed the link I had showed
2. I watched a quite wrong page load. . .
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-26-2003, 01:29 AM
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Views: 245,318
Posted By ProfessionalGun
1. There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum 2....

1. There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum
2. They wanted some proof so I showed 'em
3. I unzipped my fly
4. Not at all shy
5. But you shrink from cold air, you don't grow some!
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-26-2003, 12:17 AM
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Posted By ProfessionalGun
Oh thank goodness. I was about to go in for a...

Oh thank goodness. I was about to go in for a vocabulary lesson! And Noel. . . that IS quite wonderful.

1. There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum
2. They wanted some proof so I showed...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-25-2003, 11:13 PM
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Views: 245,318
Posted By ProfessionalGun
Let me just break the flow for a moment. . ....

Let me just break the flow for a moment. . . Dinz. . . it's all in the interpretation. For instance, I read your division of beats as 4 instead of 3. (the hyphenated "al-ways" leads me to believe...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-25-2003, 08:10 PM
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Views: 245,318
Posted By ProfessionalGun
1. There IS al-ways room for Jell-O. 2. This...

1. There IS al-ways room for Jell-O.
2. This thread is not for the mellow
3. I'll bust out my gat. . .
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-25-2003, 03:03 PM
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Views: 245,318
Posted By ProfessionalGun
nyc- you really didn't get it, did you. . . . :) ...

nyc- you really didn't get it, did you. . . . :) Ah well.



1. There's always room for Jello
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-25-2003, 02:38 PM
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Posted By ProfessionalGun
Hmmm. . . now why didn't we think of that? 1....

Hmmm. . . now why didn't we think of that?

1. There was once a young man named Buzz
2. Who was covered in a very fine fuzz
3. Dressing up for a Rave,
4. He prepared for a shave
5. And did as a...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-25-2003, 02:07 PM
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Views: 245,318
Posted By ProfessionalGun
1. There was once a young man named Buzz 2. Who...

1. There was once a young man named Buzz
2. Who was covered in a very fine fuzz
3. Dressing up for a Rave,


Listen I must agree that some sort of fuzz removal would add nicely to the theme here,...
Forum: LINKS 01-25-2003, 05:01 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 977
Posted By ProfessionalGun
Show You The Sauce

I just. . . don't know what to say. . .

http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-25-2003, 04:28 AM
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Views: 245,318
Posted By ProfessionalGun
Re: What?

Hey, the way I see it, 'depilate' was really your only option.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-24-2003, 10:37 PM
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Views: 245,318
Posted By ProfessionalGun
1. When's the last time that you showered?

1. When's the last time that you showered?
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-24-2003, 10:30 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 245,318
Posted By ProfessionalGun
(I can dig it) 1. Gher vharrrbledy yoinck fnork...

(I can dig it)

1. Gher vharrrbledy yoinck fnork twexl
2. Gher shreiverty sprock ghondvexl
3. neben neben scwall
4. greepsen greepsen drawe
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-24-2003, 10:10 PM
Replies: 270
Views: 22,700
Posted By ProfessionalGun
trickled down

trickled down
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-24-2003, 10:07 PM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 275,728
Posted By ProfessionalGun
1. they burned all my clothes 2. my closet wasn't...

1. they burned all my clothes
2. my closet wasn't closed
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-24-2003, 08:08 PM
Replies: 270
Views: 22,700
Posted By ProfessionalGun
wandered across

wandered across
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-24-2003, 06:40 PM
Replies: 270
Views: 22,700
Posted By ProfessionalGun
fallen leaves

fallen leaves
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-24-2003, 01:37 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 245,318
Posted By ProfessionalGun
Tell me what you're trying to prove, Deviate. . ....

Tell me what you're trying to prove, Deviate. . . . trying to get me to "report this post to a moderator"? Heh. Please.

So. . . were we moving at dangerous enough speeds to merit the...
Forum: LINKS 01-24-2003, 01:23 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,182
Posted By ProfessionalGun
Oh, if I had infinite cash. . . . . . plus,...

Oh, if I had infinite cash. . .

. . . plus, depending on how you interpret it, Apple's slogan "Think Different" is terrible grammar. I can't support that. . . ;)
Forum: LINKS 01-24-2003, 12:25 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,182
Posted By ProfessionalGun
So that's why my computer bit my cat's head off....

So that's why my computer bit my cat's head off. . . .

I wasn't happy.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-24-2003, 12:17 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 245,318
Posted By ProfessionalGun
1. When I go running at night 2. Sometimes I...

1. When I go running at night
2. Sometimes I step in some shite
3. I scrape it off quick
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-24-2003, 12:15 PM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 275,728
Posted By ProfessionalGun
1. I never find pleasure in sex

1. I never find pleasure in sex
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-23-2003, 03:04 AM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 245,318
Posted By ProfessionalGun
1. There once was a brain in a vat 2. A fine...

1. There once was a brain in a vat
2. A fine brain, no mistake about that.
3. 'Twas smart as can be.
4. Favored complexity
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