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Forum: FAST CHAT 04-14-2006, 07:55 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,595
Posted By slurpeedemon
*snortlaugh* It would depend on what the job...

*snortlaugh*

It would depend on what the job was... Like zen said - doesn't matter how much you get paid if you don't get to enjoy it or if your family doesn't get to have you... It's a very...
Forum: FAST CHAT 07-29-2005, 06:05 AM
Replies: 459
Views: 25,007
Posted By slurpeedemon
the answer is

http://www.fleckensteins.com/images/cookies/cookies%20110%20sm%2018.jpg
Forum: FAST CHAT 07-29-2005, 06:01 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,777
Posted By slurpeedemon
I taste of apricotses. :)

I taste of apricotses. :)
Forum: FAST CHAT 12-21-2004, 11:08 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,023
Posted By slurpeedemon
hehehehe.... I felt I should do something...

hehehehe....

I felt I should do something spectacular. d'oh.

Okies. :)
Forum: FAST CHAT 12-21-2004, 10:44 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,023
Posted By slurpeedemon
hi there... :)

Okay - I've picked something entirely too ambitious to do for my 10,000th post, considering it's the holidays & everything...
Maybe I'll just do "storyboards" - whaddaya think?

slurpee a.k.a. Lala
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-06-2004, 06:35 PM
Replies: 22
rah
Views: 1,584
Posted By slurpeedemon
Love is not strong Love is not stable I tried to...

Love is not strong
Love is not stable
I tried to hold it
But I wasn't able
I never thought that I'd be
Saying this to you
But what else could I do?
Love leads to loss
And words condescending
Love is...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-02-2004, 05:16 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 4,178
Posted By slurpeedemon
It was easier than we had thought. Even Emily,...

It was easier than we had thought. Even Emily, who is usually such a complainer, commented that it seemed foolish to have been so concerned. But we weren't foolish, only cautious. Emily later told me...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-02-2004, 05:15 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 9,433
Posted By slurpeedemon
Doctor Some doctors understand that you know...

Doctor

Some doctors understand that you know your body better than anyone else, and take you seriously when you say there's something wrong. Some don't. They are one of the things that make life...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-02-2004, 05:12 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,483
Posted By slurpeedemon
cuff tookies

cuff tookies
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-02-2004, 05:11 PM
Replies: 156
Views: 21,042
Posted By slurpeedemon
Dammit. I want a cheeseburger and all I have is...

Dammit. I want a cheeseburger and all I have is pennies.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-02-2004, 05:10 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,196
Posted By slurpeedemon
smoogie - snuggly kiss noogie - knuckles rubbed...

smoogie - snuggly kiss

noogie - knuckles rubbed against the skull

loogie - snotty spit

boogie - funky dancing
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-02-2004, 05:08 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 9,229
Posted By slurpeedemon
..

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Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-02-2004, 05:08 PM
Replies: 133
Views: 12,655
Posted By slurpeedemon
I prefer shoes that are backless

I prefer shoes that are backless
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-02-2004, 05:07 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 8,351
Posted By slurpeedemon
If you want a piece of me Come and get it, you...

If you want a piece of me
Come and get it, you weeny
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-02-2004, 05:06 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 16,508
Posted By slurpeedemon
i feel like crying but it's all stuck in my...

i feel like crying but it's all stuck in my throat so i climb onto the bed where you're on your back and i lay my cheek on your soft furry belly. you don't change position and you start to purr,...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-02-2004, 05:00 PM
Replies: 188
Views: 16,615
Posted By slurpeedemon
it's good to be here easier than being there or...

it's good to be here
easier than being there
or be everywhere
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-02-2004, 04:58 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 18,413
Posted By slurpeedemon
harmless enough but closer to a large area of...

harmless enough but closer to a large area of water mighty starships plied their way between exotic suns seeking things either death is a state of nothingness and utter unconsciousness made it worse...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-02-2004, 04:57 PM
Replies: 282
Views: 31,386
Posted By slurpeedemon
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my...

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-02-2004, 04:54 PM
Replies: 682
Views: 30,180
Posted By slurpeedemon
My brother went baking in Bakoe Where dat is - I...

My brother went baking in Bakoe
Where dat is - I really don't know
He was always a loafer
Who lay on the sofer
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-02-2004, 04:53 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 240,895
Posted By slurpeedemon
I struggle when I try to charm snakes When I hold...

I struggle when I try to charm snakes
When I hold my flute, how my arm shakes!
I twist and I shout
Like a person with gout
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-02-2004, 04:52 PM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 270,777
Posted By slurpeedemon
I can't seem to get myself started can't keep...

I can't seem to get myself started
can't keep from writing down 'farted'
This wretched compulsion
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-02-2004, 04:51 PM
Replies: 2,105
Views: 112,324
Posted By slurpeedemon
ooo i like

ooo i like
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-02-2004, 04:50 PM
Replies: 679
Views: 34,903
Posted By slurpeedemon
He says,

He says,
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-02-2004, 04:50 PM
Replies: 533
Views: 28,645
Posted By slurpeedemon
That candidate seems kind of shady, was seen with...

That candidate seems kind of shady,
was seen with a mystery lady
In the back of his caddy
He yelled, "Who's your daddy?"
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-02-2004, 04:49 PM
Replies: 1,490
Views: 70,514
Posted By slurpeedemon
drink all day lime margaritas

drink all day
lime margaritas
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