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Forum: FAST CHAT 08-01-2007, 02:00 PM
Replies: 966
Views: 113,937
Posted By Capella
Where the heck are you? you've been gone most of...

Where the heck are you? you've been gone most of the day, and I miss you. Miiiiiiiiiiisssss youuuuuuu!!!!
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-01-2007, 09:32 AM
Replies: 269
Views: 18,176
Posted By Capella
When you are stuck in traffic be assured: you ARE...

When you are stuck in traffic be assured: you ARE the center of everyone's attention, in fact people from the opposite direction, who are also stuck in traffic are all looking at YOU!

And are...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-01-2007, 09:26 AM
Replies: 269
Views: 18,176
Posted By Capella
If you are a guest at someone's house its...

If you are a guest at someone's house its perfectly fine to go into their fridge and make yourself a snack. In fact, the hosts will appreciate you being proactive and feel like they did a great job...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-31-2007, 11:20 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,282
Posted By Capella
What?! You already seen it? Way to ruin the...

What?! You already seen it?

Way to ruin the suspense.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-31-2007, 11:19 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 4,364
Posted By Capella
Im a bulleting board moderator, you're a pretty...

Im a bulleting board moderator, you're a pretty cool human being i'd like to kiss more ass of, he's a babbling grammar-free-speech-hindering-nazi


stripper
Forum: Et Cetera 07-31-2007, 11:12 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,232
Posted By Capella
When the heart multitasks with desires.

I want to do so many things at once, to the point where I can't do any of them, because I don't know which one I want to do more.

I want to:

Write a novel, work on illustrations for a friend, learn...
Forum: Et Cetera 07-31-2007, 11:09 AM
Replies: 407
Views: 70,016
Posted By Capella
Public flatulence is perfectly acceptable, as...

Public flatulence is perfectly acceptable, as long as you can make it funny.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-31-2007, 11:07 AM
Replies: 269
Views: 18,176
Posted By Capella
It's your duty and privilege in life to make sure...

It's your duty and privilege in life to make sure that your music tastes are indoctrinated unto everyone you meet. In fact, buy an iPod, and make sure to give your music selection to everyone you...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-31-2007, 11:06 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,282
Posted By Capella
Mundane Reality TV

Watch the all-new episode of the Everyday World: Marcy screams at the youngest kid, Dan...puts oil in the lawnmower...but will he REALLY mow this weekend?
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-31-2007, 11:01 AM
Replies: 269
Views: 18,176
Posted By Capella
If the food smells ok, then it IS ok to eat. You...

If the food smells ok, then it IS ok to eat. You nose would pick up ANY potential matter decay, even if there was a smallest amount of disintegration, because your nose is an amazing organ.
So if it...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-31-2007, 10:59 AM
Replies: 678
Views: 78,899
Posted By Capella
i wonder how you would react if i touched your...

i wonder how you would react if i touched your arm. Are you going to freak out, smile? announce it to the whole office?
ill just make it look like an accident.

Im such a naughty, naughty girl...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-31-2007, 10:57 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 9,427
Posted By Capella
COMPOST Come to me, my love

COMPOST

Come to me, my love
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-31-2007, 10:55 AM
Replies: 269
Views: 18,176
Posted By Capella
If you do not look at the roaches, or make any...

If you do not look at the roaches, or make any eye contact with them, they will not be compelled to jump/attack, thus you have enough time to get to a roach spray safely.
Same goes for wasps and...
Forum: FAST CHAT 07-18-2007, 10:42 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 4,749
Posted By Capella
They were broken!

They were broken!
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-18-2007, 10:40 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 6,202
Posted By Capella
What did the oval say to the line? "I...

What did the oval say to the line?

"I object! Smart object!"


Can we please go back to the issues at hand - mainly giraffes?
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-18-2007, 10:38 AM
Replies: 2,615
Views: 139,636
Posted By Capella
scarecrow

scarecrow
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-18-2007, 10:38 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 4,088
Posted By Capella
The Chain

Ok, this is a pretty simple game.
Find two words randomly, and try to link the first word to the second.

For example:

Crab -> Cheese


Crab -> crabs->parasite->fungus->mold->cheese->
Forum: FAST CHAT 07-18-2007, 10:30 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 6,929
Posted By Capella
My Wed just started, and Im only nursing the hope...

My Wed just started, and Im only nursing the hope of having money for food in two days.

But for now, my diet is doing greeeeaaaat!!
Forum: FAST CHAT 07-18-2007, 09:57 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 6,933
Posted By Capella
Ok, that weird, someone gave me a copy the other...

Ok, that weird, someone gave me a copy the other day at the bar, after a poker match. Was it..you??

Ive actually been reading it too.


Ok, a fact about me. I keep sticks in my desk drawer at work,...
Forum: FAST CHAT 07-18-2007, 09:56 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 7,264
Posted By Capella
Its both funny and sad how pathetically bad I am...

Its both funny and sad how pathetically bad I am at my own game.

Who's turn is it bthw?
Im having hard time keeping track.

Zenbabe - I know how you feel bthw. Ovulation is not for the wusses.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-17-2007, 09:56 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 6,202
Posted By Capella
Your honor, I would like to make a motion to...

Your honor, I would like to make a motion to include a broader giraffe-related topics in this discussion.
Forum: FAST CHAT 07-17-2007, 09:51 AM
Replies: 966
Views: 113,937
Posted By Capella
Talk less, please for the love of all that's good...

Talk less, please for the love of all that's good and wholesome, talk less!
Forum: FAST CHAT 07-13-2007, 11:10 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 12,965
Posted By Capella
MY husband is related to Sonny Bono, but I never...

MY husband is related to Sonny Bono, but I never met him in person.
My best friend's grandpa went to the same school and class as Kissinger.
My dad went to school with Brian Dennehy.
Forum: FAST CHAT 07-13-2007, 11:07 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 4,733
Posted By Capella
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007...

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/monorailcat-20-improved-pathfindings.jpg
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-11-2007, 09:43 AM
Replies: 143
Views: 10,963
Posted By Capella
Don't rock the bandwagon.

Don't rock the bandwagon.
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