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Forum: FAST CHAT 09-28-2003, 08:41 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,133
Posted By LaptopBomber
My username is one of most famous on the net...

Apparently, your username, nycwriters, does not reflect your occupation. Should I show you what I'm talking about? Okay, but if you click on this link, http://starkloff.com/laptopbomber.htm and read...
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-28-2003, 07:47 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,133
Posted By LaptopBomber
Thank you. Thank you.

I want to thank everyone here at zefranks bar and grille for staying for the show. I'm glad that you all loved it and I'm sure that you'll be back for my next performance. Thank you for all of your...
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-27-2003, 07:30 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,133
Posted By LaptopBomber
Do you mean...?

I'm the guy in the long blonde wig. (And believe it or not I used to have hair very simular to that--my hair was brown.) The guy next to me is a real live actor. He was in movies like "Road...
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-26-2003, 05:09 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,121
Posted By LaptopBomber
THen please...

What app do you use to create and feature your short films--like the dancing one. Is it Illustrator? Do you just take frame by frame and put it together with Illustrator?
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-26-2003, 06:18 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,121
Posted By LaptopBomber
Okay...

Definitely: Flash and Dreamweaver.
I'm not sure about how you make your short videos.
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-25-2003, 06:13 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,121
Posted By LaptopBomber
You're the Man, zefrank...

Please let me know what web application you use to create your web pages.
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-24-2003, 07:21 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,114
Posted By LaptopBomber
Whatever...

Did you even look at the camera that I was talking about? I have the Sony TRV70. It's a 2 megapixel miniDV video camcorder. It also takes stills. Is that what you wanted?
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-24-2003, 05:55 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,114
Posted By LaptopBomber
Here's my baby...

Sorry, but the cameras that you've pick don't quite have the mega pixels that I need.
Here's a pic of my...
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-24-2003, 05:03 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,179
Posted By LaptopBomber
this film...

http://207.30.201.90/laptopbomber/films/whatifmultimedia.mpg
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-24-2003, 06:20 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,179
Posted By LaptopBomber
Hot damm...

How did you know that one of the actors in my film was one of the actors in the movie "Road Trip"?
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-17-2003, 08:29 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 8,244
Posted By LaptopBomber
It's my tried and true recipe...

Many years ago when I was a boy scout my troop used a similar recipe as the perfect poop clod to throw at each other. We played a very shitty game of poop tag. Nowdays, most people use paint balls.
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-15-2003, 06:09 PM
Replies: 1,337
Views: 63,682
Posted By LaptopBomber
HeHeHeHeHeHea...

You said biatch
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-14-2003, 07:32 PM
Replies: 1,142
Views: 76,284
Posted By LaptopBomber
here I am...

http://207.30.201.90/laptopbomber/films/itsme.wmv
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-14-2003, 04:51 PM
Replies: 13,880
Views: 506,403
Posted By LaptopBomber
Hi, ummm...

I can't think of a thing to say. I mean, nothing comes to mind at this moment. Wow, what can I say. I've drawn a complete blank.
Forum: Questions, Suggestions, Favorite Lines 09-14-2003, 04:33 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,141
Posted By LaptopBomber
I haven't taken a bath in years...

Who takes baths? I don't know anyone who takes baths. I have a bathtub, but only the dog uses it.
Forum: LINKS 09-14-2003, 04:31 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 605
Posted By LaptopBomber
Link this...

http://starkloff.com/laptopbomber.htm
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-14-2003, 04:28 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 8,244
Posted By LaptopBomber
I got your recipe right here...

1 cup of horse flies.
5 pounds of dog meat.
2 pounds of dead hair.

grind well
set in sun for 4 and a half hours.
after cooled: put layer of horse dropings on top and chill.

alternate topping: fresh...
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-14-2003, 11:28 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,254
Posted By LaptopBomber
Hey, dammit...

Nobody here said, "Welcome to the forum LaptopBomber," when I was a newbie yesterday. My welcoming greeting was when zefrank took down my posts. Is it because he's jealous? Is it because I'm more...
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-14-2003, 11:22 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 8,244
Posted By LaptopBomber
Hi, uh...

Hey, look at me...I'm chatting. You can just call me chatty. I'm a regular chatter box. Wow, I'm chatting and I can't stop.
http://www.geocities.com/rtsmaps/films.html

Oh my God...I can't stop...
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-13-2003, 07:30 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 5,987
Posted By LaptopBomber
It's really simple...

***** or Pussie
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-13-2003, 07:13 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,133
Posted By LaptopBomber
Wanna see my film?

Just go to the following page to download my film. And, Zefrank, it ain't porn so please stop erasing my posts. You're embarrasing yourself.

http://starkloff.com/films.html
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