ZEFRANK.COM - message board  

Go Back   ZEFRANK.COM - message board > Search Forums
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Showing results 1 to 25 of 51
Search took 0.00 seconds.
Search: Posts Made By: Penut
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-11-2006, 10:45 AM
Replies: 70
???
Views: 4,262
Posted By Penut
Spooky! And im really in the mood for getting a...

Spooky!

And im really in the mood for getting a fake beard and turbun and walking around the airport looking suss. Stupid yet mildly entertaining.
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-11-2006, 10:37 AM
Replies: 578
Views: 48,335
Posted By Penut
Oh Mickey you so fine, You so fine you blow my...

Oh Mickey you so fine,
You so fine you blow my mind,
Hey Mickey! Hey hey hey Mickey!

(I know hate you all because I havn't thought about that song in years and when i read the title of this thread...
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-11-2006, 10:31 AM
Replies: 3,122
Views: 206,538
Posted By Penut
How was my apple pie? 4B-1187 and a diet coke.

How was my apple pie?

4B-1187 and a diet coke.
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-11-2006, 10:25 AM
Replies: 4,235
Views: 141,247
Posted By Penut
only if you wish it so but isn't that what you...

only if you wish it so

but isn't that what you said?
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-11-2006, 10:19 AM
Replies: 546
Views: 43,329
Posted By Penut
Dear neighbor, While taking my dog for a walk...

Dear neighbor,

While taking my dog for a walk last week, I happened to stroll pass your house. You really should close your curtains at night because I saw that your toilet seat had been left up. I...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-11-2006, 10:13 AM
Replies: 404
fib
Views: 24,526
Posted By Penut
go stop or wait

go
stop
or wait
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-11-2006, 10:09 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 5,319
Posted By Penut
Watch for a Laugh-Amanda sing

Watch for a Laugh-Amanda sing
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-11-2006, 10:01 AM
Replies: 2,105
Views: 117,810
Posted By Penut
The grill is hot The market heavy The parrot...

The grill is hot
The market heavy
The parrot lugubrious
And the tourist is having a panic attack
Salmon coloured neck
Veild in darkness
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-11-2006, 09:59 AM
Replies: 462
Views: 36,362
Posted By Penut
Everyone said I was daring and corageous, loving...

Everyone said I was daring and corageous, loving and caring, witty and fun, but oh how wrong they were.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-11-2006, 09:51 AM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 371,611
Posted By Penut
is it just me or is there a page missing?

is it just me or is there a page missing?
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-11-2006, 09:44 AM
Replies: 3,348
Views: 188,624
Posted By Penut
edible tar

edible tar
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-11-2006, 09:43 AM
Replies: 1,391
Views: 106,208
Posted By Penut
Litterer

Litterer
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-04-2006, 11:11 AM
Replies: 462
Views: 36,362
Posted By Penut
The kettle started whistling like a really...

The kettle started whistling like a really annoying fat person with a whistle at a football match who is sitting in the row behind u with a super size coke and Subway coverd in HP sauce and he keeps...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-04-2006, 11:00 AM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 371,611
Posted By Penut
coquelicot - Contact croquet. Developed in the...

coquelicot - Contact croquet. Developed in the early 90's when people realised that croquet is a sport for people who can afford BMW's for their dogs and the "average man" decided that they would...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-29-2006, 10:34 AM
Replies: 823
Views: 57,399
Posted By Penut
BRILLIANT! One on base jumping

BRILLIANT!

One on base jumping
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-29-2006, 10:29 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 5,319
Posted By Penut
A Miners Tale by Doug Deeply

A Miners Tale by Doug Deeply
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-29-2006, 10:22 AM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 371,611
Posted By Penut
I played scrabble yesterday for the pure reason...

I played scrabble yesterday for the pure reason to try and get zwischenzug....it didnt happen and i ended up losing...to my brother...who is 10...whos biggest word was elephant...which is pretty big...
Forum: FAST CHAT 07-27-2006, 08:28 AM
Replies: 1,789
Views: 171,633
Posted By Penut
Thats not random 12"razormix!!! I get that...

Thats not random 12"razormix!!! I get that everyday in the office!
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-26-2006, 08:32 AM
Replies: 678
Views: 74,860
Posted By Penut
I wish I was BIG!

I wish I was BIG!
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-26-2006, 08:29 AM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 371,611
Posted By Penut
zwischenzug- The name of the least popular...

zwischenzug- The name of the least popular cheese in the world. The cheese is made out of male breast milk and causes a slight sense of euphoria after eating which lasts about 5 seconds before you...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-26-2006, 08:18 AM
Replies: 462
Views: 36,362
Posted By Penut
It was eary quiet as Detective Jame P. Moss crept...

It was eary quiet as Detective Jame P. Moss crept past the shelf of hearing aids, he spotted a spot on the ground and bent down to check it out, as he looked through his looking glass he realised he...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-20-2006, 09:51 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 8,343
Posted By Penut
atopped with a feather Till one day it blew off...

atopped with a feather
Till one day it blew off in the breeze
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-20-2006, 09:44 AM
Replies: 263
Views: 25,516
Posted By Penut
made me want to dance. Oh no wait, that was the...

made me want to dance. Oh no wait, that was the song i was listening to to cover up listening to the movie.

The Naked Gun
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-20-2006, 09:36 AM
Replies: 823
Views: 57,399
Posted By Penut
work :p one on flying fish

work :p

one on flying fish
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-20-2006, 09:32 AM
Replies: 538
Views: 46,436
Posted By Penut
the old woman ate buttercups while lazily singing...

the old woman ate buttercups while lazily singing the alphabet
Showing results 1 to 25 of 51

 
Forum Jump

All times are GMT -3. The time now is 05:36 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.