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Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-23-2007, 01:16 PM
Replies: 1,442
Views: 115,247
Posted By Zatoichi
I searched high and low for my book I reached in...

I searched high and low for my book
I reached in each cranny and nook
To make matters worse
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-20-2007, 11:18 AM
Replies: 1,442
Views: 115,247
Posted By Zatoichi
I've come to return these new britches Excitement...

I've come to return these new britches
Excitement has made me burst stitches
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-17-2007, 12:57 AM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 356,123
Posted By Zatoichi
scissel -n A personality type described in the...

scissel -n A personality type described in the upcoming DSM-XIV manual, referring to the dispassionate, logical, action-oriented type. It's used in distinction to eebret, the flowery, romantic,...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-03-2007, 12:53 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 356,123
Posted By Zatoichi
It's a fart-like event which can only emanate...

It's a fart-like event which can only emanate from girlz.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-02-2007, 07:45 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 240,819
Posted By Zatoichi
Cheese and freakin' tripe! I misread Ambo's...

Cheese and freakin' tripe!

I misread Ambo's intent and even apologized (though I forgot to apologize for not knowing what was on page 1 of 270+ page thread) and I'm back to being shunned?

Not...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-02-2007, 04:47 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 240,819
Posted By Zatoichi
Oopsies! Silly me. Mea classless culpa and all....

Oopsies! Silly me. Mea classless culpa and all. It's just that your line actually scanned, and, well...

We know now why Atlas once shrugged
That ungrateful burden he'd lugged
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-02-2007, 03:34 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 240,819
Posted By Zatoichi
Abednigo, you're lost at the start There's a...

Abednigo, you're lost at the start
There's a thread now for those who would part
With notions of meter
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 12-28-2006, 01:07 AM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 356,123
Posted By Zatoichi
alfet -n. A woodworking term, as everyone who...

alfet -n. A woodworking term, as everyone who watched Norm on "This Old House" should remember, an alfet is the chiselled groove into which a dado fits.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 12-22-2006, 03:52 PM
Replies: 383
Views: 34,319
Posted By Zatoichi
The oldest cat thinks he's a dog He curls up and...

The oldest cat thinks he's a dog
He curls up and sleeps in my clog.
But then, barking cats
Are like Aesop's bats
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 12-22-2006, 03:50 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 240,819
Posted By Zatoichi
He woke with a start from a dream In his hand it...

He woke with a start from a dream
In his hand it appeared to be cream
Dinz smiled at the thought
of the dream that was fraught
With visions of Diana, supreme.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 12-21-2006, 03:31 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 240,819
Posted By Zatoichi
He set it in motion then fled To the dream...

He set it in motion then fled
To the dream weaving warmth of his bed
Yet doubt plagued his sleep
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 12-19-2006, 12:34 PM
Replies: 1,442
Views: 115,247
Posted By Zatoichi
It's important to soon be an elf Or to channel...

It's important to soon be an elf
Or to channel your true fairy self
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 12-12-2006, 12:12 PM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 270,719
Posted By Zatoichi
Zenbabe was most likely drunk When she thought...

Zenbabe was most likely drunk
When she thought what we thought that she thunk
'Twas odd what she wrote
But we've no call to gloat
Each of us, one time, has stunk.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 12-08-2006, 07:47 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 356,123
Posted By Zatoichi
Bevatron -- The replacement for Beverly in the...

Bevatron -- The replacement for Beverly in the original 1970s "Stepford Wives".


"That Bevatron sure has a great debouch function!"
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 12-07-2006, 06:42 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 356,123
Posted By Zatoichi
I didn't want to risk winning, but I was gonna...

I didn't want to risk winning, but I was gonna say:

debouch -- blowjob. from the french de (of the) + bouche (mouth).
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 12-04-2006, 05:58 PM
Replies: 1,442
Views: 115,247
Posted By Zatoichi
Oedipus stared hard at his brother And exclaimed,...

Oedipus stared hard at his brother
And exclaimed, "My wife is your mother!"
And it would make me glad
If you did call me Dad
And not "a sight for sore eyes" for another.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 12-04-2006, 05:36 PM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 270,719
Posted By Zatoichi
The frost on the lawn slowly melts As I'm happily...

The frost on the lawn slowly melts
As I'm happily swaddled in pelts
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-29-2006, 07:30 PM
Replies: 383
Views: 34,319
Posted By Zatoichi
The basket holds three sleeping cats With just...

The basket holds three sleeping cats
With just enough room 'tween the slats
For a mouse with a shiv
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-29-2006, 07:28 PM
Replies: 1,442
Views: 115,247
Posted By Zatoichi
Oedipus stared hard at his brother

Oedipus stared hard at his brother
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-29-2006, 07:21 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 356,123
Posted By Zatoichi
abecedarian -- adj., being inclined to view...

abecedarian -- adj., being inclined to view events with suspicion and a general bias toward an expectation of spin, avarice, hidden motives, high and low calumny, and self-serving lies. From...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-29-2006, 11:51 AM
Replies: 1,060
Views: 86,848
Posted By Zatoichi
Suck well enough to make Lewinski...

Suck well enough to make Lewinski jealous



seven on being broke
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-29-2006, 11:49 AM
Replies: 1,442
Views: 115,247
Posted By Zatoichi
No refunds, no swaps, no returns Surely by now...

No refunds, no swaps, no returns
Surely by now you'll have learned
What glittered was tin
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-28-2006, 01:56 PM
Replies: 1,442
Views: 115,247
Posted By Zatoichi
No refunds, no swaps, no returns Surely by now...

No refunds, no swaps, no returns
Surely by now you'll have learned
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-25-2006, 12:33 AM
Replies: 1,442
Views: 115,247
Posted By Zatoichi
I was more than three sheets to the wind

I was more than three sheets to the wind
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-25-2006, 12:18 AM
Replies: 383
Views: 34,319
Posted By Zatoichi
The basket holds three sleeping cats With just...

The basket holds three sleeping cats
With just enough room 'tween the slats
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