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Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-03-2013, 04:18 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 18,244
Posted By monkeyknifightz
Xfox have you ever played chrono cross? Your...

Xfox have you ever played chrono cross? Your parallel universe sounds just like it, and ironically, it is a game about parallel universes
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 02-20-2013, 01:29 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 18,244
Posted By monkeyknifightz
In a parallel universe.... everyday there was...

In a parallel universe....
everyday there was something to accomplish. Time moves fast when you are bored and slow when you are having fun. I also have enough power to ban all sustained noises above...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 02-20-2013, 01:17 AM
Replies: 408
Views: 49,564
Posted By monkeyknifightz
I was abducted by a Native American Shaman and...

I was abducted by a Native American Shaman and rescued by Chuck Norris, so I had to buy him a beer.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 02-20-2013, 01:15 AM
Replies: 3,218
Views: 166,129
Posted By monkeyknifightz
Sweet Potato Cinnamon

Sweet Potato Cinnamon
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 02-20-2013, 01:05 AM
Replies: 260
Views: 23,950
Posted By monkeyknifightz
The Human Centipede

The Human Centipede
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 02-20-2013, 01:02 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 10,907
Posted By monkeyknifightz
I'm sorry to say it people, I love everyone, I...

I'm sorry to say it people, I love everyone, I wish you the best, but I rarely want to acknowledge or talk to you most of the time. So it peeves me when you expect me to say something and never have...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 02-20-2013, 12:57 AM
Replies: 1,391
Views: 102,794
Posted By monkeyknifightz
Dingleberry Contest Eater

Dingleberry Contest Eater
Forum: FAST CHAT 02-20-2013, 12:54 AM
Replies: 3,122
Views: 201,675
Posted By monkeyknifightz
Why is there a water bottle and a pair of boxers...

Why is there a water bottle and a pair of boxers in this parking space?


That's just the way it is bro, that's just the way it is.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 02-20-2013, 12:47 AM
Replies: 851
Views: 70,946
Posted By monkeyknifightz
sangfroid

sangfroid
Forum: FAST CHAT 10-18-2011, 05:53 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 838
Posted By monkeyknifightz
Freestyle Flows

The world weighs down and as we try so hard not to frown the only relief is this belief that bearing the soul can let go of the weight before its too late one can't hesitate on the confidence that...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 10-18-2011, 05:02 AM
Replies: 678
Views: 73,538
Posted By monkeyknifightz
You love to watch tight ends hit each other over...

You love to watch tight ends hit each other over a pig skin.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 10-17-2011, 11:02 PM
Replies: 1,155
Views: 83,113
Posted By monkeyknifightz
I wonder what freud would say....

I wonder what freud would say....
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 10-17-2011, 11:01 PM
Replies: 1,155
Views: 83,113
Posted By monkeyknifightz
I found myself repairing separators on an oil...

I found myself repairing separators on an oil facility with a few coworkers, who were not on good terms with me. So in the midst of some terribly awkward silence a gas bubble began to push itself to...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 10-17-2011, 10:44 PM
Replies: 1,317
Views: 125,607
Posted By monkeyknifightz
What about the art of dirty jobs?

What about the art of dirty jobs?
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 10-17-2011, 10:35 PM
Replies: 482
Views: 48,875
Posted By monkeyknifightz
In hell everything you say is interpreted to have...

In hell everything you say is interpreted to have a negative meaning.
Forum: frieda's freeform funkaliscious forum 01-03-2011, 12:42 AM
Replies: 222
Views: 20,504
Posted By monkeyknifightz
forgot to add Eyedea and Abilities - By the Throat

forgot to add Eyedea and Abilities - By the Throat
Forum: frieda's freeform funkaliscious forum 01-03-2011, 12:41 AM
Replies: 222
Views: 20,504
Posted By monkeyknifightz
How'd I let it go this far? It happens faster...

How'd I let it go this far?
It happens faster than you could ever think
From always and forever to never again in less than a blink
The river runs until it's dry
But I die spittin' my last drip into...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-03-2011, 12:35 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,247
Posted By monkeyknifightz
Judge Dread - Christmas In Dreadland Oi stink up!

Judge Dread - Christmas In Dreadland

Oi stink up!
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 12-07-2010, 05:04 AM
Replies: 1,317
Views: 125,607
Posted By monkeyknifightz
Arrow Dear Mojo Risin, Do you remember...

Dear Mojo Risin,
Do you remember me?
Lurkin'
Postin'
Takin' up your time
with a posting spree.
It has been so long
since our brief love song,
do you remember me?
Here
Forum: frieda's freeform funkaliscious forum 10-28-2009, 01:17 PM
Replies: 1,867
Views: 183,795
Posted By monkeyknifightz
http://byronwolfe.typepad.com/cdes_photography/ima...

http://byronwolfe.typepad.com/cdes_photography/images/2007/11/05/06kiss2_span.jpg
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 05-05-2009, 07:20 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,877
Posted By monkeyknifightz
Actually I have donald duck on my right ass cheek...

Actually I have donald duck on my right ass cheek and elvis is already going on the left, this time I want one where I dont have to drop trou and do the twist to see.

I dont pay for my tattoos ;) I...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 05-05-2009, 12:10 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,877
Posted By monkeyknifightz
The craving...

9:37 PM, It's dark out - I'm not sure how much longer I can hold out. The pain has been ripping apart my stomach like a cat plays with its food, taunting...taunting. It has been two hours since...but...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 05-04-2009, 11:33 PM
Replies: 187
Views: 15,688
Posted By monkeyknifightz
human is not a condition, human is a struggle....

human is not a condition, human is a struggle. human is not a disease, human is a privledge. human is createivity
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 05-02-2009, 05:51 PM
Replies: 1,391
Views: 102,794
Posted By monkeyknifightz
Laffy Taffy Tension Engineer

Laffy Taffy Tension Engineer
Forum: FAST CHAT 05-02-2009, 05:50 PM
Replies: 966
Views: 100,803
Posted By monkeyknifightz
hahaha, i know these are supposed to be messages...

hahaha, i know these are supposed to be messages for others but you achieved the improbable and made me smile today. Thank you.

as for my message in a bottle,
before you came back i was doing...
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