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Forum: FAST CHAT 11-14-2007, 05:00 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,501
Posted By beckstra
Yay you guys! You totally just made my day, and...

Yay you guys! You totally just made my day, and it's only been two hours into my birthday!

Bissous!
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-06-2007, 01:31 AM
Replies: 1,654
Views: 304,607
Posted By beckstra
Sounds painful. In more heartening news, I find...

Sounds painful.

In more heartening news, I find out next Wed if I get to keep my job (had a 90 day probation period)...if that goes well, I can move into my first apartment. Iiiieeee!!!
Forum: FAST CHAT 10-30-2007, 09:55 PM
Replies: 1,654
Views: 304,607
Posted By beckstra
Well, first question: I have my first gay...

Well, first question: I have my first gay teenager. He either doesn't know it yet, or if he does, he hasn't come forward with anything. If he does, I'll love him and squeeze him and keep him for my...
Forum: FAST CHAT 10-30-2007, 02:26 AM
Replies: 6,322
Views: 381,181
Posted By beckstra
Sour, preferably something also a little salty...

Sour, preferably something also a little salty that will burn a hole in my tongue. Mmm..
Forum: FAST CHAT 10-30-2007, 02:21 AM
Replies: 8,155
Views: 432,295
Posted By beckstra
http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/images/pee-and-po...

http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/images/pee-and-poo.jpg
Forum: FAST CHAT 10-30-2007, 01:21 AM
Replies: 1,654
Views: 304,607
Posted By beckstra
This Is The Thread Where We Have An Announcement To Make...

I understand this is about three months overdue, in fact, I may have already put this out there, but it excites me to no end. I got my dream job. I'm the director of youth ministries for a...
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-31-2007, 05:39 PM
Replies: 1,734
Views: 112,880
Posted By beckstra
No. He decided he's either going to move out...

No. He decided he's either going to move out there or he's going to marry her because he still loves her. I'm not in a relationship. I'm in a friendship where he knows I'm in it, and he would be in...
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-30-2007, 12:38 AM
Replies: 1,734
Views: 112,880
Posted By beckstra
I think I may have started a relationship. I...

I think I may have started a relationship. I should have an idea tomorrow. The anticipation is killing me. In the last week I've lost five pounds. Ungh.
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-25-2007, 01:24 AM
Replies: 707
Views: 42,778
Posted By beckstra
Worst enemy to a woman who doesn't use tampons:...

Worst enemy to a woman who doesn't use tampons: gas...sneezing a lot of the time, but gas...

I swear to heaven...it's the only reason for embarrassment. Not the gas, per se, but the increased...
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-25-2007, 01:19 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 958
Posted By beckstra
I'd Rather Be Making Out...

No, really.

It's one of those nights.
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-22-2007, 01:37 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 5,859
Posted By beckstra
If it's a room with several stalls, it doesn't...

If it's a room with several stalls, it doesn't bother me, but if it's one of those with just one toilet, I just take my time between flushing and washing my hands.
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-21-2007, 11:00 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 5,859
Posted By beckstra
It's probably a wee irrational, but I have to...

It's probably a wee irrational, but I have to wait about two minutes after the toilet stops flushing/running before I will wash my hands. My rational mind knows I won't be washing my hands in peepee,...
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-21-2007, 10:25 PM
Replies: 1,321
Views: 95,222
Posted By beckstra
Dear Unemployment, You couldn't suit me more...

Dear Unemployment,
You couldn't suit me more unless I were wealthy. I *heart* you...but probably only for another few days. I kinda need a job. Soooo...until then.
Gainfully unemployed,
ME!
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-21-2007, 09:29 PM
Replies: 575
Views: 45,059
Posted By beckstra
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thum...

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/ab/220px-Matt_dallas.JPG
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-20-2007, 09:12 PM
Replies: 8,155
Views: 432,295
Posted By beckstra
http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/hills/6396/emci...

http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/hills/6396/emcity50.jpg
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-20-2007, 12:21 PM
Replies: 8,155
Views: 432,295
Posted By beckstra
http://riemann.unica.it/attivita/colloquium/cadedd...

http://riemann.unica.it/attivita/colloquium/cadeddu/musicamatematica/broccoli.jpg
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-20-2007, 12:18 PM
Replies: 575
Views: 45,059
Posted By beckstra
Anyone ever seen Three Sheets on the Mojo...

Anyone ever seen Three Sheets on the Mojo channel?
This is Zane Lamprey...he is the hottest drunk ever.
http://www.bigdickhunter.net/images/fg_zanelamprey.jpg

Mmmmm...Kal...
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-20-2007, 11:43 AM
Replies: 343
Views: 58,744
Posted By beckstra
http://www.edelmangallery.com/avery4.jpg Ms....

http://www.edelmangallery.com/avery4.jpg
Ms. Elizabeth Taylor
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-20-2007, 11:34 AM
Replies: 197
Views: 11,255
Posted By beckstra
Empire Records, baby! <param...

Empire Records, baby!

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Forum: FAST CHAT 06-20-2007, 11:15 AM
Replies: 555
Views: 45,820
Posted By beckstra
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/341906352_b74db...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/341906352_b74db54689.jpg
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-20-2007, 11:09 AM
Replies: 8,155
Views: 432,295
Posted By beckstra
http://www.eatgolf.com/images/calabasas-golf-and-c...

http://www.eatgolf.com/images/calabasas-golf-and-country-clublocker-room.jpg
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 06-20-2007, 11:07 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,363
Posted By beckstra
That sounds about right. Thanks.

That sounds about right. Thanks.
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-17-2007, 11:12 PM
Replies: 136
Views: 13,100
Posted By beckstra
<param name="movie"...

<param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UMKGVzbDfOU"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UMKGVzbDfOU"...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 06-17-2007, 10:38 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,363
Posted By beckstra
Help Me Figure Out What I Wrote...

Seeds blew from the clock on the winds, a flock of wild dandelions. The honeysuckles were in full bloom on the twining vines and the sweet, sticky smell clung to windowsills and door frames. The...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 05-25-2007, 02:02 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 9,676
Posted By beckstra
She stared far-off as he extrapolated on the...

She stared far-off as he extrapolated on the literal definition of erotica and how to write it and how she was wrong in saying his words were "crass and crude." As she answered, "Yep," and, "Good...
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