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Forum: FAST CHAT 08-03-2010, 07:02 AM
Replies: 1,734
Views: 110,669
Posted By Con ate dog
I feel I've outgrown the walking penis avatar,...

I feel I've outgrown the walking penis avatar, only I haven't yet found something to replace it. And really, what WOULDN'T be a step up? I don't feel penissy, nor do I feel like walking.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-03-2010, 07:00 AM
Replies: 1,171
Views: 76,519
Posted By Con ate dog
to the remote

to the remote
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-03-2010, 06:57 AM
Replies: 739
Views: 60,110
Posted By Con ate dog
Lingus

Lingus
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-03-2010, 06:47 AM
Replies: 1,155
Views: 82,646
Posted By Con ate dog
When I was 7 I dreamed I bought a pill from a...

When I was 7 I dreamed I bought a pill from a vending machine that would change your sex. I gave it a try, and sure enough, I felt my pecker shrivelling up and vanishing. I got worried, bought...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-03-2010, 06:38 AM
Replies: 1,002
Views: 69,086
Posted By Con ate dog
You are now without urge, feeling suddenly sad,...

You are now without urge, feeling suddenly sad, and urging yourself to have an urge. You are now brainstorming for a serviceable urge.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 10-22-2005, 01:05 PM
Replies: 1,060
Views: 87,422
Posted By Con ate dog
"MEE-EW!": food "MEOW!":...

"MEE-EW!": food "MEOW!": attention; "MAO!": lemme outside.

7 words on the subject of sidewalks
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 10-22-2005, 12:58 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 242,207
Posted By Con ate dog
A fox met a hound on a path And lisped "You...

A fox met a hound on a path
And lisped "You domesticate ath,
Thinth you put on that collar
You come to man'th holler
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 10-22-2005, 12:54 PM
Replies: 420
Views: 26,481
Posted By Con ate dog
Hank's number of fingers has dwindled to six

Hank's number of fingers has dwindled to six
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 10-09-2005, 05:39 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 5,386
Posted By Con ate dog
I counted my lovers eyelashes So that I knew how...

I counted my lovers eyelashes
So that I knew how many there were
Ever so gently they brushed my chest
Telling my secrets with alarming clarity
Yet soothing my soul with shuddering love
Evanescent...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 10-09-2005, 05:33 AM
Replies: 420
Views: 26,481
Posted By Con ate dog
The limo's window opened. A gun threatened to...

The limo's window opened. A gun
threatened to reduce the evenings' great fun.
But the pistol misfired and the targets danced on
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 10-09-2005, 05:27 AM
Replies: 313
Views: 33,345
Posted By Con ate dog
MONEY Notarized free-time coupons

MONEY

Notarized free-time coupons
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 10-09-2005, 05:21 AM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 358,513
Posted By Con ate dog
I suffer from it 5 days a week. Pleiotropy (n.) ...

I suffer from it 5 days a week.

Pleiotropy (n.) The genre of photography devoted to capturing dancers in motion, typically with mirror image and/or other effects and tricks.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 10-09-2005, 05:14 AM
Replies: 2,615
Views: 122,864
Posted By Con ate dog
toothpaste

toothpaste
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 10-09-2005, 05:09 AM
Replies: 174
Views: 26,067
Posted By Con ate dog
Zero writes letters to bother his betters And...

Zero writes letters to bother his betters
And everyone chips in a line;
AllegroNG puts him over her knee
And he seems to like it just fine.

Bales posesses a beautiful mind
but somehow lost one of...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 09-14-2005, 04:31 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 358,513
Posted By Con ate dog
furciferous: adj. Any tree or shrub that grows...

furciferous: adj. Any tree or shrub that grows hair instead of leaves or needles. Found only in Dr. Seuss books.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 09-10-2005, 06:54 AM
Replies: 313
Views: 33,345
Posted By Con ate dog
Wisdom: I know little.

Wisdom:

I know little.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 09-10-2005, 06:49 AM
Replies: 1,490
Views: 70,984
Posted By Con ate dog
Saturday

Saturday
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 09-10-2005, 06:45 AM
Replies: 2,615
Views: 122,864
Posted By Con ate dog
tetherball

tetherball
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 09-10-2005, 06:33 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 15,352
Posted By Con ate dog
Inside my bathroom cabinet I found a strange...

Inside my bathroom cabinet I found a strange white pill
'Twould be unwise to eat it, but I'm desperately ill:
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 09-10-2005, 06:27 AM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 271,958
Posted By Con ate dog
Imperatives aren't categorical Though as...

Imperatives aren't categorical
Though as questions they're oft posed rhetorical
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-10-2005, 06:08 AM
Replies: 93
Views: 7,585
Posted By Con ate dog
Pricey, you stole my answer. Again. You can...

Pricey, you stole my answer. Again. You can feel it aaall ooooooverrrrr... God, I've gotta play Sir Duke for my kindies!

Putting on a brand new pair of socks.
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-10-2005, 05:59 AM
Replies: 608
Views: 23,897
Posted By Con ate dog
Thumbs up On your first try! Congrats, Gats. Just what...

On your first try! Congrats, Gats. Just what kind of law are you hankering to do?
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-10-2005, 05:52 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,480
Posted By Con ate dog
Happy Odometer Day! Remember to do something...

Happy Odometer Day! Remember to do something spoiled, selfish and stupid.

I always jump to your posts. Looking forward to the next ones.
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-10-2005, 05:44 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 5,662
Posted By Con ate dog
I cast one in good conscience: Ricky's look of...

I cast one in good conscience: Ricky's look of comfort, especially the happy, languid eyes, demonstrates of of a cat's central jobs: to tutor us every day on the joy of simple pleasures.

He's...
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-10-2005, 04:58 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,396
Posted By Con ate dog
Hah! You clearly haven't seen parts 3 and 4. ...

Hah! You clearly haven't seen parts 3 and 4.

Especially 4. :mad:

Um, assuming you meant the Japanese version. Did the Yanks put out a part 2?
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