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Forum: FICTION PROJECT 05-05-2006, 02:47 PM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 281,295
Posted By Sri Rama
I spit-shine my brass twice a week but a new...

I spit-shine my brass twice a week
but a new pastime is what i seek
Perhaps I should knit
Forum: LINKS 05-02-2006, 04:52 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 424
Posted By Sri Rama
Evangelical Outpost

Scroll down for a hilarious advice column. Archive links on the left also contain the advice column.

http://www.evangelicaloutpost.com
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 05-02-2006, 10:18 AM
Replies: 1,442
Views: 120,103
Posted By Sri Rama
The reason I won't be coming Is due to a block in...

The reason I won't be coming
Is due to a block in my plumbing
I should find a good plumber
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 04-24-2006, 10:02 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 371,494
Posted By Sri Rama
gadoid n.: very large goitre-like adenoid that...

gadoid

n.: very large goitre-like adenoid that visibly bulges and causes utter astonishment to the viewer, as in "Holy freakin' hell - egads, look at the size of that 'noid!"

archaic: supposed...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 04-24-2006, 09:50 AM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 371,494
Posted By Sri Rama
antitussive Against or repelled by the act of...

antitussive Against or repelled by the act of overexcited boisterous play.

Uncle Joe, in a state of atitussive agitation, yelled at the boys, ôStop rough-housing! This living room is not a...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 04-17-2006, 10:02 AM
Replies: 343
Views: 23,148
Posted By Sri Rama
eats green eggs and...

eats green eggs and ham

________________________________________

George W. Bush
Forum: LINKS 05-25-2004, 01:32 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 711
Posted By Sri Rama
HA! Thank you so much for sharing - that made my...

HA! Thank you so much for sharing - that made my day!
Forum: LINKS 04-02-2004, 01:12 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 648
Posted By Sri Rama
Thanks for sharing that with us. It's VERY funny!

Thanks for sharing that with us. It's VERY funny!
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-04-2004, 11:22 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,312
Posted By Sri Rama
Hey, thanks for all of your...

Hey, thanks for all of your encouragement!

Deviate: I didn't count the pieces, but it's an estimate. It's probably much more than 20,000 pieces actually....which leads me to ask myself, "Am I...
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-03-2004, 06:28 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,312
Posted By Sri Rama
My new art show

For anyone who lives in southern Ontario and might be interested, I've just hung my art show. The opening reception is on March 12.

For more information, go to...
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-03-2004, 06:28 PM
Replies: 166
Views: 6,623
Posted By Sri Rama
vegetalia (vegetables used for...well...uh....)

vegetalia

(vegetables used for...well...uh....)
Forum: YOUR ART 03-03-2004, 06:21 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 811
Posted By Sri Rama
My art show

Hi - for anyone who lives in southern Ontario and might be interested, I've just hung my art show. The opening reception is on March 12.

For more information, go to...
Forum: LINKS 08-18-2003, 12:41 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 675
Posted By Sri Rama
For the men...

Check out these greeting cards at the Bud Light Institute.

http://secure.ubostore.com/stores/lboc/budlight/greetingcards/catalog/


(Click on each card to get to the inside message.)
Forum: FAST CHAT 05-09-2003, 11:24 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 3,877
Posted By Sri Rama
1. Where do you live? Toronto. 2. What do you do...

1. Where do you live?
Toronto.

2. What do you do for a living?
Make art, write, design stuff.

3. What's your favourite snack?
Twinkies.

4. How did you come to zefrank.com?
Forum: FAST CHAT 05-09-2003, 09:56 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,965
Posted By Sri Rama
Favorite shows

Law and Order
Third Watch
Jeopardy
(please don't laugh!) Antiques Roadshow
Mad TV
Seinfeld
Whose Line
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-17-2003, 01:15 PM
Replies: 420
Views: 23,441
Posted By Sri Rama
lasciviously. Porous and

lasciviously.

Porous

and
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-17-2003, 01:03 PM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 281,295
Posted By Sri Rama
1. If I were king of this castle 2. I'd drape all...

1. If I were king of this castle
2. I'd drape all the windows with tassel(s)
3. And fill up my moat
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-17-2003, 01:00 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 249,714
Posted By Sri Rama
1. While visiting friends on St. Patrick's Day

1. While visiting friends on St. Patrick's Day
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-13-2003, 07:22 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,723
Posted By Sri Rama
Helpless and shocked, Waxbean's father could only...

Helpless and shocked, Waxbean's father could only look on as the chubby amphibian shot past. Gribbet boomeranged off a Nurkle-nernie branch, hit the ground, and bounced past Wingnut, spraying ants...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-13-2003, 07:10 PM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 281,295
Posted By Sri Rama
1. My sea monkey's animatronic 2. The sound of...

1. My sea monkey's animatronic
2. The sound of his swimming's symphonic
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-13-2003, 03:52 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 249,714
Posted By Sri Rama
1. I was born on a sunday 2. nine months after...

1. I was born on a sunday
2. nine months after Dad's last fun day
3. He'd been buying a lot of lotion
4. And practicing his motion
5. Then with Mom he did "roll in the hay"!
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-13-2003, 10:58 AM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 281,295
Posted By Sri Rama
1. There was a young monkey that typed 2. And...

1. There was a young monkey that typed
2. And listened to anything that we hyped.
3. He was lame as a duck
4. And we didn't give a &!%$@
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-04-2003, 05:54 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 5,741
Posted By Sri Rama
"Did you really just suggest that?" a...

"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?"

"Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-04-2003, 11:46 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,723
Posted By Sri Rama
As they quivered away into the blushing shafts of...

As they quivered away into the blushing shafts of sunlight oozing tentatively through the leaves of the Nurkle-nernies, Gribbet the Warted glared balefully at the scrumptious duo. So fervent was his...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-04-2003, 10:35 AM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 249,714
Posted By Sri Rama
1. My hard drive is full

1. My hard drive is full
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