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Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-23-2010, 06:48 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 360,804
Posted By treekisser
lukku, It was meant as a compliment for your...

lukku,
It was meant as a compliment for your creative thinking, but I accept your gentle offering of lumps on my head in peace.
tk
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-23-2010, 03:38 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 360,804
Posted By treekisser
Dear Fellow Dictionarios, For the past hour or...

Dear Fellow Dictionarios,

For the past hour or so, I have been working on the judging of the "chelicera" round. I was entering comments on the very last of the 18 entries when I hit a wrong key and...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-22-2010, 01:45 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 360,804
Posted By treekisser
This word is growing stale. Let's try to wrap it...

This word is growing stale. Let's try to wrap it up this week.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 02-28-2010, 09:53 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 360,804
Posted By treekisser
Many thanks. I knew I should never have gotten...

Many thanks. I knew I should never have gotten involved with this game. Let the next word be

chelicera
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 02-24-2010, 05:38 PM
Replies: 5,705
Views: 299,137
Posted By treekisser
in all these photos not a single honest face

in all these photos
not a single honest face
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 02-24-2010, 05:36 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 360,804
Posted By treekisser
bressummer - adj. irregular comparative form of...

bressummer - adj. irregular comparative form of buxom.

Regular: buxom
Comparative: bressummer
Superlative: breathless
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 02-12-2010, 06:26 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 360,804
Posted By treekisser
Point of order: I think the current word is...

Point of order: I think the current word is misspelled. Should be "leucippotomy", not that anybody cares about such things.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 02-12-2010, 06:18 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 244,068
Posted By treekisser
The old man was so prone to sagging that despite...

The old man was so prone to sagging
that despite his wife's constant nagging
he just shuffled along
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-26-2010, 06:21 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 244,068
Posted By treekisser
In chocolate he sculpted her shape but then got...

In chocolate he sculpted her shape
but then got so hungry he ate
her nips and her lips
and then he unzips
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-21-2010, 11:11 AM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 244,068
Posted By treekisser
"Living large has gotten too...

"Living large has gotten too costly,"
Said Lee as he eyed her quite frost'ly
"you either start scrimping,
or think about pimping
and carrying on far more nast'ly."
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-19-2010, 02:38 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 244,068
Posted By treekisser
Living large has gotten too costly

Living large has gotten too costly
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-19-2010, 02:37 PM
Replies: 383
Views: 34,692
Posted By treekisser
I'm being driven mad by a bug I got from an...

I'm being driven mad by a bug
I got from an ill-advised hug
I've come to regret
having sex with a vet
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-14-2010, 11:38 AM
Replies: 383
Views: 34,692
Posted By treekisser
They went on vacation to Spain Learned to roll...

They went on vacation to Spain
Learned to roll their R's on the plane
They ate all their crisps
And practised their lisps
and flamenco'd to a thalty refrain.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-14-2010, 11:34 AM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 244,068
Posted By treekisser
As she crossed she was struck by a Hummer That...

As she crossed she was struck by a Hummer
That was driven by Christopher Plummer
As Chris stood aghast
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-14-2010, 11:31 AM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 274,196
Posted By treekisser
An angry young man from East Wapping Used...

An angry young man from East Wapping
Used colorful language when rapping
He raged about red
Then bashed blue instead
and departed, his white cane tap-tapping.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-13-2010, 04:23 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 244,068
Posted By treekisser
As she crossed she was struck by a Hummer

As she crossed she was struck by a Hummer
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-13-2010, 04:03 PM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 274,196
Posted By treekisser
An angry young man from East Wapping Used...

An angry young man from East Wapping
Used colorful language when rapping
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-12-2010, 01:36 PM
Replies: 383
Views: 34,692
Posted By treekisser
They went on vacation to Spain Learned to roll...

They went on vacation to Spain
Learned to roll their R's on the plane
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-12-2010, 01:24 PM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 274,196
Posted By treekisser
In a tavern in central Mombassa There's a man...

In a tavern in central Mombassa
There's a man who's reporting to NASA
He says he's discovered
A spacecraft that hovered
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-08-2010, 05:53 PM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 274,196
Posted By treekisser
To hell with this damn meditating And I forever...

To hell with this damn meditating
And I forever eschew online dating
but then I bemoan
I'm home all alone
not mating, and hating the waiting
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-05-2010, 05:18 PM
Replies: 383
Views: 34,692
Posted By treekisser
Why of course they will come! you will see The...

Why of course they will come! you will see
The people yearn for a verse that's not free
Now Limericks are hot
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-05-2010, 05:16 PM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 274,196
Posted By treekisser
To hell with this damn meditating And I forever...

To hell with this damn meditating
And I forever eschew online dating
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-04-2010, 06:42 PM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 274,196
Posted By treekisser
The apple was red, crisp, and tart Like a...

The apple was red, crisp, and tart
Like a flavorful work of fine art
He sliced it in half
With a sinister laugh
And left it to brown, dry, and rot
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 01-04-2010, 06:27 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 244,068
Posted By treekisser
There once was this guy Aloysius Whose career had...

There once was this guy Aloysius
Whose career had a start inauspicious
The dunces, you see,
In confederacy,
Made Aloysius wash all of the dysius.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 12-24-2009, 12:31 PM
Replies: 408
Views: 49,693
Posted By treekisser
Select from the following possible answers: A. I...

Select from the following possible answers:
A. I stopped to help a poor woman who had lost her watch;
B. I stopped to help a woman pour an old scotch.
C. I helped myself to a woman whose poor watch...
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