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Forum: FICTION PROJECT 09-14-2014, 06:18 PM
Replies: 4,452
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Posted By dddrum
Williwaw - a comic reaction displayed by one who...

Williwaw - a comic reaction displayed by one who sees someone he or she has not seen in years just pop up nonchalantly in close proximity to them. In the comics, this may be illustrated by...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 09-14-2014, 02:59 PM
Replies: 1,391
Views: 103,423
Posted By dddrum
Unexpected drop-in on auld netquaintances (LOL...

Unexpected drop-in on auld netquaintances

(LOL My autocorrect suggested "net quaint ancestors".)
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-28-2010, 06:55 PM
Replies: 408
Views: 49,911
Posted By dddrum
I was out of shower gel.

I was out of shower gel.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-28-2010, 06:49 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 362,348
Posted By dddrum
Cleverwise, I would say Coffee is spot on. In...

Cleverwise, I would say Coffee is spot on. In terms of an educamated guess, however, wouldn't a BREPHOPHAGIST be a mint favored by vampires? Just askin'.

[What? I was out of shower gel. I came right...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-18-2009, 07:21 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 362,348
Posted By dddrum
abligurition - a shameful omission. dddrum's...

abligurition - a shameful omission.

dddrum's largest abligurition was in keeping YsaPur and treekisser standing for days over next to the Dramatic Lighting Effect, without letting them know that...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-17-2009, 03:44 PM
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Views: 362,348
Posted By dddrum
Ladies and gerntlemens, if you would kindly...

Ladies and gerntlemens, if you would kindly scroll back and behold post #3718, you will see the true result of this round. I apologize for the many delays. There were connectivity problems, and some...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-16-2009, 05:45 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 362,348
Posted By dddrum
Next at bat, Coffee: sodalitious A poorly...

Next at bat, Coffee:

sodalitious

A poorly conceived legal case. A fraudulent filing of P.I. lawsuit for intentional self injury.
The term originated in the case of D.D.Drum vs. Pepsi Cola Co. Inc....
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-16-2009, 04:09 AM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 362,348
Posted By dddrum
You're so sweet, Brynn. Okay then, Brynn...

You're so sweet, Brynn. Okay then,

Brynn Wins!

Ta-ra ta taa da-ra da daa, ta-ra ta taa da-ra da daa, deedle leedle doodle loodle bee de bee de boooo, WOO HOOOOO!

Okay, okay. *sigh* We do it the Ze...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-14-2009, 05:49 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 362,348
Posted By dddrum
urse, I tell you... A CURSE, I say!! Now I demand...

urse, I tell you... A CURSE, I say!! Now I demand you connect me w... oh, hell, here we are. Hey! Brynn... Marcus... I see you! Please... you gotta help me get the word out. There's an ancient curse...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-11-2009, 10:52 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 362,348
Posted By dddrum
You have all been so patient with me, and I am...

You have all been so patient with me, and I am grateful for that. Nothing more uncomfortable than entering a room full of surly Dictionarians. We're back at the homestead, and the in-laws will be...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-07-2009, 11:29 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 362,348
Posted By dddrum
howdddy. I am at mickey world with kaskeens and...

howdddy. I am at mickey world with kaskeens and masterjedi, and our families... typing this on a pda from the jurassic period. brilliant entries all. will sort them out this weekend. meantime,...
Forum: FAST CHAT 07-02-2009, 01:09 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 4,148
Posted By dddrum
And she replied, "If I could walk that way,...

And she replied, "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't be working the corner outside this stupid pharmacy, you putz!"
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-01-2009, 11:30 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 362,348
Posted By dddrum
Gosharootie, thanks, Marcus! **ROWR BAZZLE** I...

Gosharootie, thanks, Marcus! **ROWR BAZZLE** I throw in one cheap shot, and this is what I get?????


Hmm. More than fair, come to think. Ol' Dame Karma is a harst mishress, eh?

Anyways, the new...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 06-30-2009, 10:12 PM
Replies: 753
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Views: 49,259
Posted By dddrum
The Ampersand Witches and Their Electric Lunch

The Ampersand Witches and Their Electric Lunch
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 06-30-2009, 10:08 PM
Replies: 187
Views: 15,761
Posted By dddrum
being

being
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 06-30-2009, 10:06 PM
Replies: 1,002
Views: 70,332
Posted By dddrum
You are now wondering when you will no longer be...

You are now wondering when you will no longer be thinking of a banana.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 06-30-2009, 10:03 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 5,727
Posted By dddrum
Don't ride my rooster, Raymond. See? The tops are...

Don't ride my rooster, Raymond. See? The tops are made with cinnamon gum! Oh, I hope this is the bathroooomium mum mum mmmmummmmmm...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 06-30-2009, 09:56 PM
Replies: 1,391
Views: 103,423
Posted By dddrum
Irish setter

Irish setter
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 06-30-2009, 09:52 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 53,437
Posted By dddrum
POOP ART by Shirley Yecanaby Sears

POOP ART

by Shirley Yecanaby Sears
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 06-30-2009, 09:45 PM
Replies: 266
Views: 34,636
Posted By dddrum
Ever hear of Poop Art? Poop Art. Come on, it was...

Ever hear of Poop Art? Poop Art. Come on, it was all over the cable teevee. Poop Art! Well, my Uncle Shirley invented it. (Mm, ya wanna pass those refried beans there?)
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 06-30-2009, 09:30 PM
Replies: 269
Views: 15,885
Posted By dddrum
"Don' Nobody Wonda Where Clark Kent...

"Don' Nobody Wonda Where Clark Kent Went?" would make a great reggae song title. (cue Wayne Brady)
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 06-30-2009, 09:17 PM
Replies: 699
Views: 66,397
Posted By dddrum
LOL and the ROTFLMFAOs

LOL and the ROTFLMFAOs
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 06-30-2009, 09:14 PM
Replies: 699
Views: 66,397
Posted By dddrum
Hey, now, they're real! I saw them mentioned on...

Hey, now, they're real! I saw them mentioned on TV yesterday, playing some village-square festival somewhere. I turned to my son and I said (and you can quote me), "LOL!"
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 06-30-2009, 09:10 PM
Replies: 739
Views: 60,793
Posted By dddrum
Hirpo

Hirpo
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 06-30-2009, 09:06 PM
Replies: 408
Views: 49,911
Posted By dddrum
don't ask me ...ask Michael Jackson

don't ask me ...ask Michael Jackson
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