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Forum: FAST CHAT 07-24-2012, 09:49 AM
Replies: 99
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Posted By daverbee
I'll try and aim better next time.

I'll try and aim better next time.
Forum: FAST CHAT 07-24-2012, 09:46 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 26,396
Posted By daverbee
I'm not sure what I missed.

I'm not sure what I missed.
Forum: FAST CHAT 12-17-2007, 10:47 AM
Replies: 6,322
Views: 378,637
Posted By daverbee
Canine sometimes, feline others.

Canine sometimes, feline others.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 12-17-2007, 10:46 AM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 362,924
Posted By daverbee
I've been on vacation. Pulled a muscle in my leg...

I've been on vacation. Pulled a muscle in my leg and haven't been doing much all week.
Short and sweet:

HFox:

gaberlunzie (n) a coarse woollen women's undergarment commonly worn in the Scottish...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 12-06-2007, 10:32 AM
Replies: 3,218
Views: 167,984
Posted By daverbee
I may be forced to take a trip to Turkey just so...

I may be forced to take a trip to Turkey just so I can.:)
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 12-06-2007, 10:27 AM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 362,924
Posted By daverbee
Judging Friday night. Get your definitions in...

Judging Friday night. Get your definitions in soon, kids.
Forum: FAST CHAT 12-04-2007, 10:29 AM
Replies: 6,322
Views: 378,637
Posted By daverbee
Too many to list here.

Too many to list here.
Forum: FAST CHAT 12-04-2007, 10:19 AM
Replies: 8,155
Views: 430,545
Posted By daverbee
http://www.valdosta.edu/~jlgoble/tclown1.jpg

http://www.valdosta.edu/~jlgoble/tclown1.jpg
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 12-04-2007, 10:14 AM
Replies: 266
Views: 34,661
Posted By daverbee
Noooooooooooooooooooooo! (daver runs out of...

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

(daver runs out of thread in a panic)
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 12-04-2007, 10:08 AM
Replies: 3,218
Views: 167,984
Posted By daverbee
Ha! Nobody caught it yet! There really is a Fox...

Ha!
Nobody caught it yet!
There really is a Fox Testicle Ice Cream. (http://www.salon.com/wlust/feature/1998/11/17feature.html)
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 12-03-2007, 01:17 PM
Replies: 3,218
Views: 167,984
Posted By daverbee
Fox Testicle

Fox Testicle
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 12-03-2007, 10:22 AM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 362,924
Posted By daverbee
Personally, I was pulling for Funky. OK...let's...

Personally, I was pulling for Funky.

OK...let's see...

GABERLUNZIE

Have at it.

(Please note that due to a very busy workload, judging may not happen until next weekend. This will give all of you...
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-30-2007, 10:10 AM
Replies: 169
Views: 7,472
Posted By daverbee
Nothing yet. I'm thinking scrambled eggs with...

Nothing yet.
I'm thinking scrambled eggs with grits and sausage.
I'll go get some now!
Forum: frieda's freeform funkaliscious forum 11-30-2007, 10:06 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 10,729
Posted By daverbee
This is an orchid I had flower this past August. ...

This is an orchid I had flower this past August. Flowers lasted into early October. First time it's bloomed in the three years it's been on my...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-29-2007, 10:40 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 6,014
Posted By daverbee
free tickEts to see ALL sizes

free tickEts to see ALL sizes
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-29-2007, 10:38 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,923
Posted By daverbee
On the sixth day of Winter Solstice a...

On the sixth day of Winter Solstice a meteorologist gave to me four more months of winter.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-29-2007, 10:36 AM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 362,924
Posted By daverbee
Feijoada Ancient assassination sect of Hindus. ...

Feijoada


Ancient assassination sect of Hindus. They killed by boring their victims to death with lame impersonations of Pat Morita as Mr. Miyagi in The Karate Kid.

After one last mumbling of "Wax...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-21-2007, 11:31 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 6,014
Posted By daverbee
Art P3n1s Enhancement Device c (I'm just gonna...

Art P3n1s Enhancement Device c

(I'm just gonna post the spam titles I get in my Yahoo! mailbox...)
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-21-2007, 03:01 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 6,014
Posted By daverbee
V1agra for less $ get all here

V1agra for less $ get all here
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-20-2007, 03:39 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 362,924
Posted By daverbee
phlebodium Disease most common in politicians. ...

phlebodium

Disease most common in politicians. It involves involuntary twitches in the legs when answering questions not on the list provided by your handlers.

Senator Clinton's phlebodium was so...
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-15-2007, 01:30 PM
Replies: 408
Views: 48,460
Posted By daverbee
This story makes more sense when you realize the...

This story makes more sense when you realize the company in the report is American...

Santas Warned 'ho ho ho' Offensive to Women

Wed Nov 14, 11:04 PM ET

SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-15-2007, 10:32 AM
Replies: 3,348
Views: 184,452
Posted By daverbee
meal deal

meal deal
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-15-2007, 10:30 AM
Replies: 988
Views: 65,406
Posted By daverbee
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6389/050923man3...

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6389/050923man3wv.jpg


Revel in the beauty of my muscles, kitchen babe!



http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q141/JosieAlbum/The%20Fifties/mt1112994638.jpg
Forum: FAST CHAT 11-14-2007, 10:20 AM
Replies: 408
Views: 48,460
Posted By daverbee
Wouldn't he have been better off insisting he was...

Wouldn't he have been better off insisting he was intoxicated so nobody would realize just how monumentally stupid he actually is?
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 11-14-2007, 10:13 AM
Replies: 2,105
Views: 115,130
Posted By daverbee
crackling from a duck deep fried with

crackling
from a duck
deep fried with
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