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Forum: FAST CHAT 09-30-2004, 02:44 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,653
Posted By Vermouth
Oh, I almost forgot about this place. That's...

Oh, I almost forgot about this place. That's what happens when you delete all your cookies.
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-18-2004, 11:14 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,653
Posted By Vermouth
Oh wow. And that'll be some good cocktail there,...

Oh wow. And that'll be some good cocktail there, Malarky. That is, if someone doesn't toss you off a cliff first.
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-16-2004, 10:49 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,653
Posted By Vermouth
Yes, as I posted that response I realized that it...

Yes, as I posted that response I realized that it was my thread. I think if anywhere my brand of dry humor would be appreciated it would be here.

I shall stay. And mix some drinks. And chat...
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-16-2004, 10:23 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,653
Posted By Vermouth
Not that my skin is thin, only that I feel that...

Not that my skin is thin, only that I feel that my effort would be better spent where it was appreciated. Does that not make sense?
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-16-2004, 04:36 AM
Replies: 5,705
Views: 306,929
Posted By Vermouth
odd words confuse me

odd words confuse me
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-16-2004, 04:34 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,702
Posted By Vermouth
Time reversal usually turns me back into a...

Time reversal usually turns me back into a thirteen year-old. But you know me (no you don't) I'm a sucker for the perceived linear progression of time...
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-16-2004, 04:33 AM
Replies: 171
Views: 8,906
Posted By Vermouth
http://www.jambajuice.com/assets/menuguide/cups/le...

http://www.jambajuice.com/assets/menuguide/cups/lemon.gif
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-16-2004, 04:32 AM
Replies: 283
Views: 15,958
Posted By Vermouth
I shat all over this thread and it was great. A...

I shat all over this thread and it was great. A BIG relief.

Now I shall run to another thread and defile it by posting a picture of whatever the previous post reminded me of.

Oh, that's not...
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-16-2004, 04:29 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,653
Posted By Vermouth
Sorry - it seems my humor is somewhat wasted on...

Sorry - it seems my humor is somewhat wasted on this thread. I shall journey to another where, perhaps, my sly blend of obvious adolescent humor involving sex, biological fuctions, and the buttocks,...
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-14-2004, 08:15 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,653
Posted By Vermouth
I was commenting that the "pregnancy"...

I was commenting that the "pregnancy" part is a buzz kill to sexual innuendos. It was a progression.
Forum: GOOD READING 08-14-2004, 07:56 PM
Replies: 545
Views: 44,191
Posted By Vermouth
There it is, child! Praise the LAHWD!!!

There it is, child! Praise the LAHWD!!!
Forum: DEBATE HALL 08-14-2004, 07:47 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,882
Posted By Vermouth
Women drive? Really? When did they pass that...

Women drive? Really?

When did they pass that law?
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-14-2004, 07:36 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,318
Posted By Vermouth
It worries me that a thousand photos of Bush...

It worries me that a thousand photos of Bush beating people up might still not make an ounce of difference. People still like the guy. Scary.
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-14-2004, 07:26 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,653
Posted By Vermouth
Well now... Well-well! Buzz kill. And it...

Well now...


Well-well!


Buzz kill. And it was going so good.
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-14-2004, 01:43 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,433
Posted By Vermouth
Perhaps she already knew. Maybe he gave her a...

Perhaps she already knew. Maybe he gave her a cut of the cash. Maybe he signed one HELL of a divorce agreement. Maybe she's gay, too.
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-14-2004, 01:41 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,653
Posted By Vermouth
Hey, there the bastards are. Late as usual.

Hey, there the bastards are. Late as usual.
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-14-2004, 12:57 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,167
Posted By Vermouth
Is Deviate work in Emergency Services? That's...

Is Deviate work in Emergency Services? That's too severe for me. I think I'll just have another drink to dull the pain.
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-14-2004, 12:56 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,653
Posted By Vermouth
Yes, getting Gin in here would be good. But I'm...

Yes, getting Gin in here would be good. But I'm more fond of my good friend Vodka. And Olives and I and are are close, close buds.
Forum: DEBATE HALL 08-14-2004, 12:53 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,282
Posted By Vermouth
There are too many horrible people out there with...

There are too many horrible people out there with amazing amounts of money. Just because this man happened to obtain his so publicly does not mean that he is any more worse than the rapists who were...
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-14-2004, 12:42 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,653
Posted By Vermouth
And, as I continue reading, I learn I cannot have...

And, as I continue reading, I learn I cannot have a custom avatar until I post five hundred times.

FIVE HUNDRED TIMES?! WHAT A NOBLE FEAT!

I shan't believe everyone will want to listen to me...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-14-2004, 12:40 AM
Replies: 678
Views: 74,873
Posted By Vermouth
Wow! I have found a thriving civiliazation,...

Wow! I have found a thriving civiliazation, large and bustling, but younger than I expected. I lay low. I examine. I research. I make them unaware of my prescence. But I cannot resist. I must...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-14-2004, 12:33 AM
Replies: 5,705
Views: 306,929
Posted By Vermouth
life can be so cruel he said, as if that would...

life can be so cruel
he said, as if that would help
Forum: FAST CHAT 08-14-2004, 12:10 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,653
Posted By Vermouth
Stupid Drunken Question

How do I get a Picture next to my name like all of you cool, cool cats? Hey?
Forum: GOOD READING 08-14-2004, 12:08 AM
Replies: 545
Views: 44,191
Posted By Vermouth
I am reading Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut yet...

I am reading Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut yet again. There are some books I just can't get enough of.

Can I get an AMEN from the crowd, yall?
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